A Lyrical Walkthrough, Part 2: Egg Corridor

By Lee=Emcee².
Backing music: "Kill the Messenger" by Aesop Rock

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It all started as a quest for some information on myself, but it's slowly changin
to a mission of freedom and hope cause they wouldn't
leave the poor little creatures alone
Now nothin's gonna stand in my way
I'll battle my way through the egg corridor til they gather and say
I dismantled the plans of an evil doctor
When he tried takin all of the Mimiga hostage
Now
My computational analysis dictates
There's something funny goin on around this place
I think I'm some kind of scientific stasis chamber
With giant flyin' dragon eggs inside of incubators
Oblivious to the danger, battle bravely,
Until I find Toroko and bring her back safely
But maybe I should break it down
Take it step by step
Cause I don't wanna get ahead of myself,
Welp,
First thing I'll do,
Is grab the power up beneath my feet
And increase HP by three (sweet!)
Make sure the Polar Star is leveled up, maximum
So I'll be ready when enemies start actin up
Activate automatic Android adrenaline,
Enhance my precision when there's villains to eradicate,
I calculate complicated algebraic algorithms
Quicker than your most efficient automated weapons system
My target hit and miss ratio is exquisite
As I engage and eliminate the opposition
I'm gettin' optimistic thinkin I could make a difference
But notice something suspicious in the distance
A female Mimiga in the midst of
A musclebound maniac killer with his fists up
Fisticuffs, monstrous, knocked her unconscious and
Kidnapped her quick, so you know what my response is
I can't stand tit when the cruel and heartless take advantage of the cute and harmless
So even though
Of all the foes so far
He's the largest
I'ma bring him down regardless (yeah)
Radical. Unstoppable. Automaton.
Tactical, mechanical, phenomenon (BRING IT ON!)
I engage all my enemies and revel in the thought of overcoming challenges that lay ahead of me
Afraid of me? You better be. Steadily. Dishing out the heat, like a plate of hot wings, no celery
Basil underneath, so I better move my feet. Quick. Cause I gotta reach egg number six
ID card in the chest but there's no time to rest, the day needs saving by the best.
Great news, Egg Observation Room, safe haven, too
Take the elevator. Breakthrough weapon, dude
Better see if I can get my missiles up to level three, so I can deal with enemies effectively
Especially, now that egg number one is next for me, need to be ready for the mini-boss intensity
Me V. Igor, total war apocalypse
Missiles everywhere like my name was Launch Octopus
Destruction so abrupt, no corrupt evil doer's got a shot at stopping me. Probably.
Possibly the single greatest robot prodigy
Technology, plus duty and honesty
Verbosity with velocity that's so demonstrably
Quality over quantity, wanna see?
Follow me on my odyssey to and try to put a stop these atrocities, regain my memory and battle foes constantly
And no monster's gonna knock me off course from where I wanna be. Obviously.