A Lyrical Walkthrough, Part 3: Bushlands

By Lee=Emcee².
Backing music: "All For U" by RJD2

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Well I jumped out through the teleporter and guess what I see?
A poor mimiga locked outside his house without a key
So I found his key and brought it back, you shoulda seen his face
He gave me a new gun and said to check out Chako's fireplace

Welcome to the Bushlands
Where trials and tribulations
Results in cool new weaponry
And useful information

Outside it's very dangerous, be careful where you tread
There's critters on the ground and bats are swarming overhead
Determined to destroy you, they're painfully persistent
So level up your fireballs and kill them from a distance

Welcome to the Bushlands
It's best to try to rush through
There's giant blue things everywhere
That jump and try to crush you

Made my way to Chako's house and she was quite a dish (whistle)
She said: To put my fire out, you'll need to kill some jellyfish
Now I know she's not a robot, but I feel this awkward chemistry
I went to take a nap and then she jumped right into bed with me

Welcome to the Bushlands
Where love is in the air
She even let me keep her lipstick
As a souvenir

Rusty key to the power supply room and tried to turn it on
But Malco went berserk and then he sounded the alarm
Then Balrog came and crushed his head, so then I battled him instead
I rescued Malco from the ground and now he wants to help me out

Welcome to the Bushlands
Where robots are your friend
And they'll build you bombs if
You gather materials for them

I got more jelly juice, I got some coal from Santa's fireplace
The last thing that I need to make the bomb complete is gum base
In the gum room I was greeted with the standard pre-fight dialogue
Misery zapped Balrog and he turned into a giant frog

Welcome to the boss fight
This battle was a breeze (get it?)
I just used the fans to my advantage
And he went down with ease

Now Kazuma's set free and Booster's here as well
And the doctor's trying to start a war as far as I can tell
It seems like Sue's in trouble and there's no time to lose
So hurry back to Arthur's house and give me all the news

That's all for the Bushlands
It's worth the extra troubles
To bring some jelly juice back
So you can shoot those bubbles...

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Just go to the Assembly Hall and put the fire out. It's right there.