A Lyrical Walkthrough, Part 1: Start Point

By Lee=Emcee².
Backing music: "Caged Bird (Instr.)" by RJD2

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I wake up and take a look around me, astounding,
I'm stranded in strange and cavernous surroundings,
Robot built with scientific efficiency, but
Who I am and how I got here is a mystery
To find out, I'ma have to explore,
My adventure started when I walked through the door,
It's littered with traps like critters and bats,
Sharp spikes and more, platforms galore, but
First thing's first, I notice that I'm defenseless,
Gonna have to search and secure me a weapon,
I found the Hermit Gunsmith, quietly I sneak in,
'Cause he's at his workbench sleepin'...
I decided it was best not to wake him,
I open up the chest, grab the Polar Star and take it,
I'm finally armed, I'm a super bad android,
Worthy of the worship of millions of nerdy fanboys,
Now that I've acquired this new radical blaster,
Search the cave top to bottom looking for answers,
Chances are, if I just give it some time, my memory will return,
Everything will be fine, I was walking around, I wasn't paying no mind,
To the hole in the ground, I tripped and I started falling
All the way down, until I landed in a village,
Now I'm standing face to face with an angry looking rabbit critter

I walk in the shack, and now I'm under attack,
Baby Toroko was illin' like she's high on crack,
I said "Ya need to relax, kid. I'm not here to hurt you,
I'm a fortified friend, made of metal and virtue,
Specifically designed with heroic capabilities,
I'm ready, willing, prepared to fight,
And using all of my enhanced physical abilities,
I'll battle to the end to defend what's right!"
Well, she let her guard down, and started to calm down,
Next thing I know, somebody's pounding the door down,
Big mini-boss with the brain of a small dog,
He's looking for Sue, his name is Balrog,
And that ain't all, dog, he didn't come alone, he brought
His cousin and she looks like some kind of witch or something,
Her name is Misery and she's an evil sorceress,
and her intentions are altogether torturous,
Mistook Toroko for Sue and zapped her
Back to the Doctor's fortress,
That's all that I can stands, I can't stands no more of this,
Balrog was like "Is that a threat?"
I smiled and said "Of course it is!"
Hit him hard with a flurry of level three blasts and
Took him down fast, he was like "I'll be back"
And with that? I declared myself the winner, still
I feel I'm in the middle of something very sinister