
By Lee=Emcee².
Backing music: "Exotic Talk" by RJD2
The is old shack is about to collapse
From the rumble, I tripped and I
stumbled, humble beginnings,
But now, we at the grand finale
Dropped through the hole and the cold wind grabbed me
Sadly, all of my weapons now powerless,
I lost all the gold thingies I've been showered with,
Looking like I might be doomed right here, 'cause
I'm trapped in a spike filled room right here
So I jump
Quick thinking and split decisions
Risky jumps with such slick precision
And you know that you gotta be so precise
because one wrong move and it's deadly spikes
But I'm an artful dodger and I laugh at danger
For some extra flavor, grab the heart container,
Laying up ahead, half dead, is my
best girl friend, tow rope piggy back again
And now I gotta move faster
Cause the ceiling's collapsing'
Plus I'm bein attacked, both
From the front and the back
And now I'm covered with bastards
And they're poking and stabbing
While they're floating and laughing
And it's stoking my madness
Don't focus on damage
You can heal yourself after
Keep your hand your blaster
Make it through this disaster
No matter what happens
Just keep pushin' past it
Just keep pushin' past it
Just keep pushin' past it
Just keep pushin' past it, yo
That was outta control
I can't believe that
Took me like a hundred tries
To achieve that
Not sure what lies ahead
All I know is I'm just pretty much dead
So take a deep breath
Take a brief rest
I wish that Curly'd sleep less
So this could be a team quest
Oh goody, she's awake now
It's time for us to break out
Just watch my back
Cause it's time to attack...
Hell-storm in a swarm of Butes
And they're short and cute, but the others are brutes
Mesa, over the shoulder, throwin' the boulders
Tryin to smash us but that just
Won't compute, enemies patrolling, deleets and rollings,
elevate the fire rate and keep exploding the enemies
cause they got the energies you need to step it up, level up the
Guns you're holding, up next, yes, is the
Heavy Press, it's the deadliest
When the battles done, stand back, cause it's one last
smash attack and then the floor collapsed,
Now a trophy room, blast through the statues,
and refill whatever power ups you can dude,
One last plea from the ghost of dog for his master
Begging me to end this disaster
I enter the chamber
I lay my gun down
And listen Ballos
While he gave the me the rundown
Endless suffering
No release
And the only thing
That can set him free is ME
PHASE ONE was frightening,
Jump and dash, better blast him fast before he
Fires the lightning
PHASE TWO he's big and round, he's gonna pound the ground
You gotta shoot him in the eyes or he won't go down
Green bats above, skulls raining down more eyes surround him, take em out
PHASE THREE jump up on the platforms and use em to blast more and be the hero everybody asks for
The room was caving in
We were trapped in it
Then Balrog saved the day
At the last minute