May 22, 2011 at 1:51 AM
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God has judged me by making me trip over a knee-high obstacle and incapacitate myself.
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GOD!
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GOD!
End of the World
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May 22, 2011 at 9:54 AM
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Call me judgmental, but that was the most disappointing Rapture I've ever been through. People just kept making Rapture jokes like there was no tomorrow. For heaven's sake, that stuff is hard to come up with and I had like nothing, so I pretty much felt left behind. But you know what? To hell with it all, the day's over and I'm going to bed.
May 22, 2011 at 10:48 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
`cause you were naughty
On the other hand I`m a living punishment to my parents because they were naughty.
(no obscene reference)
May 22, 2011 at 12:50 PM
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Cripplechair said:
Pfft, try being at a golf course caddying for four hours on the day of the rapture. I probably heard every dumb rapture joke known to man by the time I got out of there. At least I'm not blamed if my player hits a bad shot though, they'll just make a rapture joke and keep playing.
May 22, 2011 at 1:48 PM
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There was no "End of the World" 
- should I fell disappointed?
- should I fell disappointed?May 22, 2011 at 2:41 PM
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MetaSeraphim here from Heaven. Just want to say I am sorry all you guys missed out. Apparently the only other member good enough to get up here was whyme.
May 22, 2011 at 6:02 PM
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Optimism
Oh well, there's always the next End of the World, pretty sure the next one's less than a year away...
Well, shoot.MetaSeraphim said:
Oh well, there's always the next End of the World, pretty sure the next one's less than a year away...
May 22, 2011 at 6:05 PM
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Re: Optimism
Yeah, I overheard from some of the angels around here that some big event is supposed to happen on Oct. 21. I tried to get some information on the Mayan one, but no one would tell me a thing.
Yeah, I overheard from some of the angels around here that some big event is supposed to happen on Oct. 21. I tried to get some information on the Mayan one, but no one would tell me a thing.
May 22, 2011 at 6:28 PM
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Cave Story said:
whoosh
May 23, 2011 at 1:53 AM
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thecrown said:
Interesting how "God's Miracles" grow less and less stunning over time. Creation of the universe? I'll admit, it's hard to get much bigger than the foundation of reality. Then we have countless massive slaughterings of nonbelievers with brimstone and fire. Wowzer, grim and dark, not really fitting for an all-loving God, but admittedly a pretty impressive feat there. Appear as a burning bush? Um... sure, why not. Bushes don't usually catch on fire and talk to you. Appearing on the grilled cheese sandwiches of crazy old people. Uh... huh. Right.
tl;dr One of religion's larger roots is the lack of understanding of the world around us. Along with a variety of other things, but I'll cut it short here in case I'm accidentally kindling up a flamewar.
May 23, 2011 at 7:14 PM
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Not really, because nearly all people on forums are atheists. You'd think that statistically there should be more christians but they're too busy socialising and acting like "sheep".
