Worst Video Games You Have Ever Played?

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Feb 6, 2015 at 1:28 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
I don't like Mario Party.
how dare you insult one of the most competitive games of our generation
it's more competitive than project m(R)
 
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Captain Fabulous said:
EA does get a lot of hate, but most of it is for their business practices, not the games they've published.
It's for the yearly releases of games we already own. But i actually like EA for the most part, they release good games...and a lot of bad games. But still, i like the BF series, the Sims, and Simcity.

A game with a lot of hate was Simcity 2013--i mean, sure, it was unplayable in maybe the first few months, but after an awful release, it had a pretty good comeback. The servers were fixed and most of the bugs were too. People really hated the always online thing too, but they removed it luckily. One issue yet to be addressed is the tiny maps. Sadly, that will never happen.
 
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Captain Fabulous said:
Everyone else seems to like those dumbass shitgames from Stadium, so pls debate me theists.
No, I honestly don't like minigames much either, and it's pretty difficult for games centered around them to keep me very interested most of the time. They're fun with friends, yes, but so are lots of other games with more engaging mechanics. And heaven help you if you have no one to play with, they're often a bore alone...at least to me, anyway. The only real exception is Warioware, since microgames are actually pretty fun to play both alone and with others. I'm not sure what it is about them that I enjoy, but whatever! (I must admit that I've only ever played Smooth Moves, though...)

Anyway, I've played Call of Duty a grand total of three times in my life, one of them being alone on a slightly older title for the PS2 and the others being multiplayer on a relative's Xbox 360. All three times, I had fun! I don't see much that's really wrong with the games, per se, it's just that I honestly can't remember their names or what the difference between all three were.

As for the worst game I've ever played...I can't really say! I don't remember playing any games that I legitmately disliked so much that I simply decided to never play them again. The most mediocre/buggy game that I've played is probably LavaCat, though.
 
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No, I honestly don't like minigames much either, and it's pretty difficult for games centered around them to keep me very interested most of the time. They're fun with friends, yes, but so are lots of other games with more engaging mechanics. And heaven help you if you have no one to play with, they're often a bore alone...at least to me, anyway. The only real exception is Warioware, since microgames are actually pretty fun to play both alone and with others. I'm not sure what it is about them that I enjoy, but whatever! (I must admit that I've only ever played Smooth Moves, though...)

Anyway, I've played Call of Duty a grand total of three times in my life, one of them being alone on a slightly older title for the PS2 and the others being multiplayer on a relative's Xbox 360. All three times, I had fun! I don't see much that's really wrong with the games, per se, it's just that I honestly can't remember their names or what the difference between all three were.

As for the worst game I've ever played...I can't really say! I don't remember playing any games that I legitmately disliked so much that I simply decided to never play them again. The most mediocre/buggy game that I've played is probably LavaCat, though.
Uuuuuugh those mini game based games normally bore me to death. I mean, if I want to play a basic puzzle game or tap as fast as you can game I'll just play something on my iPad. For free. Mini games are a genre which really hasn't survived on the console market in recent years thanks to smart devices. Another genre that didn't make it for the 21st century was point and click...but those are making a comeback (on mobile for the most part) thanks to the silent age and kinda FNAF. And a not that bad myst port was released many years ago for iOS.
 
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i'm gonna have to agree with noxid here, cave story was the shittiest game
 
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Does Mickey Mouse Magic Wands count in your bullshit criteria
Because that is a bad game
Also I personally think caves t ory was shittier than cave story and caves tory
 
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Captain Fabulous said:
Everyone else seems to like those dumbass shitgames from Stadium, so pls debate me theists.
idk it doesn't seem as though there's much to discuss, you don't like minigames and they're not exactly amazingly designed so :v I was never fond of how the computer was randomly better at some games than others, or the Drowzee game in particular. Otherwise they're at least functional and without as many friendship-destroying qualities as Mario Retardy. Mostly I just played Run Rattata Run over and over and over again. I uh, didn't really have a lot of games to choose from growing up, especially when my first PC would crash so often trying to run anything more complex than Word.

Those heathens who don't like the Stadium announcer are another matter, however :sun:
 
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Feb 6, 2015 at 2:24 AM
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I'm sure a lot of people have read the "why cave story is the worst game ever" article before...
You do realize that article was written as a joke right
 
Feb 6, 2015 at 2:28 AM
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I think that "there's no Multiplayer" part is the reason why some new members beg for the game to have Multiplayer implemented in it, even though that's impossible to accomplish.

Also, what's wrong with the bunny porn part? Isn't that what The Core wanted?
 
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I think that "there's no Multiplayer" part is the reason why some new members beg for the game to have Multiplayer implemented in it, even though that's impossible to accomplish.
What I hate is in every single player game on steam there's always some guy reviewing asking for a multiplayer update. But we can't forget about the multiplayer mod. That was (is?) pretty cool.
 
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Yinga said:
You do realize that article was written as a joke right
Hey I am personally very sad that Cave Story isn't Sonic the Hedgehog
 
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Those heathens who don't like the Stadium announcer are another matter, however :sun:
What's the matter, trainer?
 
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Oh wow this is a thread...uuuh well. Hmmm. I'm not one of those people who generally hate a game I just play a game and enjoy but if I had to say a game I didn't really enjoy playing than it would probably be Assassin's Creed. Idk I mean it looked cool but I just could not get the feel of it, it wasn't for me.
 
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I think that super mario bros 3 is the best video game
 
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The N64 had alot of bad ripoff games that I had to endure.
My little sister got one for her birthday last month and got some really bad games (and one good one, Super Mario 64)
Nevertheless, she wanted me to help her complete them for her, ugh.

I think some of the games were: Toy Story 2, some obscure bowling game, Monopoly, some Ms. Pacman game (with terrible AI)...

You do realize that article was written as a joke right
Thankfully. I hated that guy before I realized it was a joke.
 
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Worst Video Game... Well, I've played Bubsy the Bobcat, thats all that comes to mind.

other than that one Cave Story Mod "you have to wake up" or something, like, the one were somebody just spammed a bunch of random tiles and npcs around the normal maps in cave story.
 
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Parkraft123 said:
Bubsy the Bobcat
alright bud why don't you and me step outside for a minute
 
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