Why are Ballos' Teeth White?

Nov 11, 2013 at 3:52 PM
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Maybe it's the magic that makes his skin radiant and keeps him immortal....

or he keeps a toothbrush under-neath his throne.
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 4:13 PM
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Well, he's been locked up in the Seal Chamber for quite a while... what else would he do with his time besides keeping his teeth in tip-top condition?
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 4:19 PM
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Who has time to let their teeth rot when you're waiting for someone to kill you?
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 5:46 PM
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Ballos fears the notion that he is yellowing if not brushing his teeth twice a day.
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 6:55 PM
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He uses magic to keep them white, idiots.
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 7:57 PM
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He's a magical fat priest with clean teeth, Heterochromia iridum, and a fake tan.

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Nov 11, 2013 at 8:19 PM
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I think he also has to brush the teeth to the giant moon rock prop thing in the attic.

Keeps him busy/entertained.
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 8:35 PM
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Okay, dumpasses. Did you take a look around the sealed chamber? What did you see? Food? No. Ballos has been sitting there for a very very very very very long time without anything to meet a biological organism's needs. Dude subsists entirely on his own magical energy. The bacteria in his mouth obviously don't, so they died a very very very very very long time ago.
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 11:04 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Okay, dumpasses. Did you take a look around the sealed chamber? What did you see? Food? No. Ballos has been sitting there for a very very very very very long time without anything to meet a biological organism's needs. Dude subsists entirely on his own magical energy. The bacteria in his mouth obviously don't, so they died a very very very very very long time ago.
True, but the air in the chamber contains bones that once held flesh. (and even his giant ball form still has some flesh intact as you see in his final form)
This let's off bacteria so he would still have to brush the bacteria off to keep his teeth clean and he would have to constantly brush the teeth of the giant ball prop to keep it white and sparkly.
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 11:10 PM
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Bombchu Link said:
I think he also has to brush the teeth to the giant moon rock prop thing in the attic.

Keeps him busy/entertained.
After you defeat Ballos (first form), he flies up to get his tooth brush so he can wipe off the blood from his now-tarnished teeth, but doing this he accidentally knocks the giant moon rock prop thing through the attic floor.

And since the room is "magical" as Captain Fabulous points out, the rock becomes sentient, grumpy from it's fall, and decides to go on a tantrum.
 
Nov 11, 2013 at 11:20 PM
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EnlightenedOne said:
After you defeat Ballos (first form), he flies up to get his tooth brush so he can wipe off the blood from his now-tarnished teeth, but doing this he accidentally knocks the giant moon rock prop thing through the attic floor.

And since the room is "magical" as Captain Fabulous points out, the rock becomes sentient, grumpy from it's fall, and decides to go on a tantrum.
Yeah, it did seem kind of silly that he would purposely knock the rock down because he did want you to kill him.

I bet he hopped inside during the fourth form because Quote was going to destroy it. and in doing so, he scared all the little red angels and they all flew out.

And also his bleeding mouth made the inside look red all over. @_@
 
Nov 12, 2013 at 12:10 AM
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Forget Ballos' dental hygiene, how the heck did Ballos forget to put eyedrops on that red eye?
 
Nov 12, 2013 at 12:38 AM
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He doesn't have two different colour eyes, he has one eye missing.
 
Nov 12, 2013 at 1:01 AM
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Who needs 2 eyes when you have perfect teeth?
 
Nov 12, 2013 at 1:18 AM
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Who needs perfect teeth when you have that perfectly shaven bald head?
 
Nov 12, 2013 at 4:02 AM
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Nov 12, 2013 at 9:41 AM
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...Oh!! Maybe he's like the Tooth Fairy. He sends little angels* to go collect teeth.
That explains why he has all those skeletons. Butes are a little* zealous.

And his rock form is actually some kind of giant tooth with a face. (with really white teeth!)
How did I miss it?

Ballos : Madness given Teeth

You better brush your teeth, or the Tooth Fairy will get you :D
 
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