What the heck is Balrog?

Sep 14, 2014 at 4:30 PM
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cavestory said:
I think is a robot, just like Quote and Curly.
That can't really work, remember, Balrog calls Jenka "Auntie" But hey, there's another theory post that has to do with that line and people are saying balrog is a robot, so Idunno
 
Sep 14, 2014 at 8:18 PM
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Sora655 said:
That can't really work, remember, Balrog calls Jenka "Auntie"
Balrog isn't Jenka's nephew, that's for sure. It was just a term of endearment that Balrog used in the NICALiS translation. This has been discussed before.
 
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Sep 14, 2014 at 11:01 PM
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HaydenStudios said:
Balrog isn't Jenka's nephew, that's for sure. It was just a term of endearment that Balrog used in the NICALiS translation. This has been discussed before.
I did mention the other theory post, y'know.
 
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cavestory said:
I think is a robot, just like Quote and Curly.
No. He has more personality than any character in the game, and therefore must be a living, breathing, bar of soap.
 
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pixel said he was inspired by a bar of soap, but i think he's a robot (or android or cyborg...[i know there's a difference but I'm not going to get into that]or whatever you want to call him) he was a human and a friend of misery (kinda like a sister she'd bully him but they'd still be friends) balrog got killed by ballos in a fit of rage when misery made balos make the demon crown. balrog got rebuilt (kinda like robocop) by someone (don't ask me who). jenka, ballos, and misery have magic so it explains why they are still alive, but balrog lives because he is a robot (and gets yearly maintenance from his local car machanic)
 
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he's a toaster and sometimes a frog
 
Dec 15, 2014 at 11:51 PM
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He shoots bubbles.
He's a bar of soap.
 
Dec 15, 2014 at 11:53 PM
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Quote shoots bubbles, is he a bar of soap?
 
Dec 15, 2014 at 11:55 PM
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Bubble Soap Bar was my favorite Maverick!
 
Dec 16, 2014 at 12:05 AM
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The Bubbleline is a gun.
Balrog shoots bubbles from his mouth.
A mouth isn't a gun.
Or is it?
 
Dec 18, 2014 at 12:24 PM
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I think he is just an extremely obese relative of Misery.
 
Dec 18, 2014 at 5:03 PM
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Hey, if a witch and a robot can be relatives, I don't see why not on the Doctor being Sue and Kazuma's father.
 
Dec 18, 2014 at 7:28 PM
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But their father is dead, the doctor killed him when he threw momorin off the island
 
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Dec 23, 2014 at 4:33 PM
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I believe Balrog is a bar of soap mutated by Misery. Daisuke Amaya even said he based Balrog off of a bar of soap. I dont want to sound like a broken record but it's true :balrog:
 
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I would say lunchbox
But that joke is old
Seriously I don't think anything new can be said in this thread
 
Dec 24, 2014 at 9:29 PM
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i believe balrog is balrog while also being the force of death that we'll all soon face because life isn't there to kill him
 
Dec 27, 2014 at 7:25 PM
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Maybe he is just a creature from the island? There are the doctor and nurse from the labrinth, along with puu black. Maybe they are all part of the same species, only balrog and puu black are bigger.
 
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