What is Cthulhu?

>.>;

I got kicked out of an RP once because my posts were too long to read and people made a bunch of continuity errors. The RP from then on failed.

I remember trying to RP on Starcraft...
I made the most awesomeness town with the coolest castle...
...And some dumbass with a bomb {Wtf? Was suppose to be Medieval era..} blew it all up because he was bored...
...so I don't RP any more XD

 

Really? Mine was a Warcraft RP about the kobolds.

 

What do you think the Cthulhu would have done during the war? Hid, or just stood there giving advice to both sides?

 

What do you think the Cthulhu would have done during the war? Hid, or just stood there giving advice to both sides?

You can't kill Cthulhu. He wouldn't have died. He stood there and gave no advice to anyone.

 

Heh

What do you think the Cthulhu would have done during the war? Hid, or just stood there giving advice to both sides?

He'd just rant on about how "Holding down the jump button makes you fly farther in the fans" and "There's a mushroom that can restore memories"....
You know, the important stuff.

 

He'd just rant on about how "Holding down the jump button makes you fly farther in the fans" and "There's a mushroom that can restore memories"....
You know, the important stuff.

They turned the fans off during the war, and Ma Pignon was hiding.

His advice would then have been false.

 

"Shoot Mimigas to kill them. It's faster than beating them to death." Cthulhu are so helpful.

 

But they ended up beating the robots. Cthulhu obviously did not advise them in this regard.

 

Heh!

They turned the fans off during the war, and Ma Pignon was hiding.

His advice would then have been false.

It wouldn't have been false!
They would go farther if they held the jump button for longer than 0.5 seconds.
And Ma Pignon still existed, even if he was hiding.
{Yeah, I'm taking this too far on purpose =D}

He's also remark to Surface robots about being Surface robots, Mimiga's on how furry they are, and warn people not to touch the deadly spikes.
You know, the important stuff.

 

No, they didn't really beat the robots. Anakin Skywalker blew up their command ship from the inside, so they stopped receiving signals.

 

Why would he tell them about the spikes? Spikes are common sense.

 

Ugh...

Why would he tell them about the spikes? Spikes are common sense.

And telling Surface Robots that they're Surface Robots isn't common sense? {That is, not Quote, the ones during the War}
I was poking fun at how useless and common knowledge Cthulhu's advice is.

 

I'll tell YOU about spikes, SIR.

 

Actually, there's a big ol' thread entirely about spikes, so I don't think you need to.

 

It wouldn't have been false!
They would go farther if they held the jump button for longer than 0.5 seconds.
And Ma Pignon still existed, even if he was hiding.
{Yeah, I'm taking this too far on purpose =D}

He's also remark to Surface robots about being Surface robots, Mimiga's on how furry they are, and warn people not to touch the deadly spikes.
You know, the important stuff.

Wait, which Cthulhu said something about spikes? All I remeber about learning about spikes was from Santa.

 

Oo oi

Wait, which Cthulhu said something about spikes? All I remeber about learning about spikes was from Santa.

He never did, but I was saying what he might offer for advice during the War.
I was also making fun of him at the same time. {It's pretty obvious spikes are deadly, yesno?}

 

He never did, but I was saying what he might offer for advice during the War.
I was also making fun of him at the same time. {It's pretty obvious spikes are deadly, yesno?}

Yes and when a giant critter lands on your head it hurts as well. I get your point now.

 

"Oho, a soldier from the surface? I thought they were all gone. Hey, jump to go up."

 

Wii

"Don't forget to breath."

{This is making fun of WiiFit, too, if no one caught it.}
{The stupid trainers always say "Don't forget to breath!" when you're doing some work out or something..}

 

Man, if you own WiiFit, you should get made fun of yourself. Before Nintendo invented WiiFit, God invented something much greater, something with better graphics, something that's compatible with everyone, and it's free: outside.