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What did you dream about last night?
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Mar 12, 2012 at 6:24 PM
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Every once in a while I have dreams involving a sprawling city, The details and feel change between dreams but given that I have never seen its boundaries, it is entirely possible that the varied properties are merely common to different parts of the city. Dreams that take place within the city often deprive me of the vast majority of my dream powers. Common landmarks include:
The University:
An immense building containing multitudes. Long hallways and staircases behind locked doors are common to this place. It always seems oddly empty, though it is possible that I have only ever been within it during its off hours. Many of the university's doors lead to vast labs containing immense contraptions of untold purpose.
The university often has several sub-basement levels, many of which lead to other parts of the city.
The Travel station:
Glass rails and escalators galore, The open interior of this place makes it easy to see or be seen by someone, but nearly impossible to find a path to them. Coincidentally, I always seem to find myself there while either looking for or looking to escape from someone. The Travel station, though an exaggerated fusion of the airports I have been to throughout my life, has no airplanes as far as I can tell. Or buses for that matter.
The Theater
Similar to the layout of the travel station, but with more lush red carpeting and fancy chandeliers, The viewing rooms put I-Max to shame. For whatever reason I never seem to pay for my ticket and always find myself fleeing security in the place.
The Unfinished District
Skyscrapers at max height, with their floors installed, but oddly lacking walls and windows, dot the landscape. This is where stuff goes down after a long chase (often with the same persistent security guards from the theater. Seriously, what do they pay those guys?). Parkour is apparently the only dream power I retain in the city, and this place is perfect for it. Jumping from building to building is the best way to get around here.
The Streets
I can only describe the road system here as a non-euclidean Boston with no roadsigns. Fortunately I never actually have to drive on it. I just walk everywhere.
The city is always gloomy (as are most of my dreams), My most common recurring enemy aside from the security of the various establishments is a yellow haired duplicate of myself that possesses most of my dream powers. Running into him more or less feels like running into the SA-X in Metroid Fusion. RUN AWAY.
The University:
An immense building containing multitudes. Long hallways and staircases behind locked doors are common to this place. It always seems oddly empty, though it is possible that I have only ever been within it during its off hours. Many of the university's doors lead to vast labs containing immense contraptions of untold purpose.
The university often has several sub-basement levels, many of which lead to other parts of the city.
The Travel station:
Glass rails and escalators galore, The open interior of this place makes it easy to see or be seen by someone, but nearly impossible to find a path to them. Coincidentally, I always seem to find myself there while either looking for or looking to escape from someone. The Travel station, though an exaggerated fusion of the airports I have been to throughout my life, has no airplanes as far as I can tell. Or buses for that matter.
The Theater
Similar to the layout of the travel station, but with more lush red carpeting and fancy chandeliers, The viewing rooms put I-Max to shame. For whatever reason I never seem to pay for my ticket and always find myself fleeing security in the place.
The Unfinished District
Skyscrapers at max height, with their floors installed, but oddly lacking walls and windows, dot the landscape. This is where stuff goes down after a long chase (often with the same persistent security guards from the theater. Seriously, what do they pay those guys?). Parkour is apparently the only dream power I retain in the city, and this place is perfect for it. Jumping from building to building is the best way to get around here.
The Streets
I can only describe the road system here as a non-euclidean Boston with no roadsigns. Fortunately I never actually have to drive on it. I just walk everywhere.
The city is always gloomy (as are most of my dreams), My most common recurring enemy aside from the security of the various establishments is a yellow haired duplicate of myself that possesses most of my dream powers. Running into him more or less feels like running into the SA-X in Metroid Fusion. RUN AWAY.
Mar 15, 2012 at 2:56 AM
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I dreamt became rich and famous. Then I ran for President of the United States, using the Chewbacca defense, and won. Despite the fact I'm not American. Man, South Park Season 16 is having STRANGE effects on me.
Mar 15, 2012 at 2:50 PM
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Oh hey I was wondering when that started
Mar 17, 2012 at 6:32 PM
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Last night, I had a dream that Dunc2403 posted a meme gif on this forum whose text was, "Found this one lying in the spring."
The image it captioned was a gif of a nest of giant baby ravens, inside of which was a boy about eight to eleven years of age, trying to get out. It was implied that the mother raven had brought him there. The boy would try to escape, but the mother raven kept snatching him up with her talons, and putting him back in the nest. And the gif kept looping that. After I started looking more closely, I realized that the boy in the gif was me when I was around that age! My dad later revealed to me that he had made that gif by taking a video clip of me from when I was that age, and used green screening video effects with a computer generated bird to make that gif. He never did tell me how Dunc2403 got ahold of it though...
The image it captioned was a gif of a nest of giant baby ravens, inside of which was a boy about eight to eleven years of age, trying to get out. It was implied that the mother raven had brought him there. The boy would try to escape, but the mother raven kept snatching him up with her talons, and putting him back in the nest. And the gif kept looping that. After I started looking more closely, I realized that the boy in the gif was me when I was around that age! My dad later revealed to me that he had made that gif by taking a video clip of me from when I was that age, and used green screening video effects with a computer generated bird to make that gif. He never did tell me how Dunc2403 got ahold of it though...
Mar 23, 2012 at 2:47 PM
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I've dreamed my parents were secret agents.
Mar 23, 2012 at 2:53 PM
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Mar 24, 2012 at 6:35 AM
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I dreamt Bioware hired me as lead writer. Despite the fact I kept yelling, "I can't write narrative!" They (men in suits) dragged me from my house. I was pissed off. Then I woke up, and was relieved.
Mar 24, 2012 at 12:26 PM
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It can't be that hard to write for BioWare, right?
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Mar 29, 2012 at 6:58 PM
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Last night in subconsciousland, I had replaced one of the candidates for the American Republican party in a debate. I'm not 100% sure about who's still in the running, but Romney and Santorum were still there. I'm clearly not a politician, so I didn't act like one, I was just being sarcastic and insulting. I called Rick gay at one point. Then ninjas broke in and abducted me, and I don't remember the rest.
Mar 29, 2012 at 10:13 PM
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Last night I had a dream that I had an extra set of nipples right around where my ribcage ends
Nothing really developed from that, I just thought "Huh, that's kind of weird" and went along my business.
Nothing really developed from that, I just thought "Huh, that's kind of weird" and went along my business.
Mar 29, 2012 at 11:06 PM
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They would be a few inches higher than that, I think.
source: way too much terrible furry porn
source: way too much terrible furry porn
Mar 30, 2012 at 3:54 AM
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I dreamt the government found horrible things in my closet. That's all I'm going to say.
Mar 30, 2012 at 4:01 AM
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Um... I think they were really conservative. Because an uber-liberal might not find the horrible thing stuffed in the back of my closet very horrible. But it was horrible. Trust me. Incidentally, in Australia, "Liberals" are actually conservatives. Just in case you weren't aware.
Mar 30, 2012 at 4:06 AM
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@fab supernumerary nipples can appear anywhere on the milk lines which stretch from your armpits to your crotch. while in porn these are generally higher up, they don't strictly HAVE to be. just imagine a pig udder on noxid.
Mar 30, 2012 at 4:20 AM
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No.