What did you dream about last night?

I dreamt that an admin of the Emuparadise Forums, some of their members, some members and two staff members of these forums, a moderator and two members of the Mossmouth Forums, and one member of the Little Fighter Empire Forums joined my forums all on one day, thereby forcing me to pick two moderators of said forums.

And then after I chose the moderators, I began playing the remake of La-Mulana, but for some reason, instead of the Guardians it should have (Amphisbaena, Sakit, Ellmac, Bahamut, Viy, Palenque, Baphomet and Tiamat) there was unknown Guardians that didn't make sense. The Gate of Guidance's Guardian was a three-headed snake called Serpentio. The second Guardian was a giant squirrel. The third Guardian was a Balore (a boss from Castlevania). The fourth Guardian was Triton, and instead of the boss song that usually plays during the fourth Guardian's boss fight, an unused song (Aqua Wish) played. The fifth Guardian was Ballos. The sixth Guardian was odd, since it was two bosses at once, those guys who guard the room going to the Surface from the Chamber of Extinction. After both were defeated, however, they fused to become a giant monster. The seventh Guardian was a Lickilicky, which had four forms. The eighth Guardian was DoubleThink, and every attack he dealt was a one-hit killing attack. And then, after defeating him (with only 1 HP left due to his flying Mimiga minions) I discovered that there were 20 Guardians in total.

The ninth Guardian was Professor Booster (the one of Noxid's current avatar). The tenth one was the Undead Core. The eleventh one was a toaster with a long nose and eyes on his back. The twelveth (?) Guardian was Tiamat. The thirteenth one was a tombstone that said "Friday the 13^th" for some reason. The fourteenth one was that guy who was banned for multiple accounts. The fifteenth one was the Four Philosophers (or Four Sages). The sixteenth one was Xion from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days and had four forms. The seventeenth Guardian was Mario. The eighteenth Guardian was some wizard with a wand. The nineteenth Guardian was Artemis Fowl. The last Guardian was all the staff members (past, present and future) of these forums (and all their attacks were instant-kill).

And I'm dead certain nobody reads this but if I don't say anything then it will haunt me forever.

 

I had a dream that all the cavestory sounds were encorperated into life. I failed a math test and *deathsound*

 

Spoiler

I dreamt that an admin of the Emuparadise Forums, some of their members, some members and two staff members of these forums, a moderator and two members of the Mossmouth Forums, and one member of the Little Fighter Empire Forums joined my forums all on one day, thereby forcing me to pick two moderators of said forums.

And then after I chose the moderators, I began playing the remake of La-Mulana, but for some reason, instead of the Guardians it should have (Amphisbaena, Sakit, Ellmac, Bahamut, Viy, Palenque, Baphomet and Tiamat) there was unknown Guardians that didn't make sense. The Gate of Guidance's Guardian was a three-headed snake called Serpentio. The second Guardian was a giant squirrel. The third Guardian was a Balore (a boss from Castlevania). The fourth Guardian was Triton, and instead of the boss song that usually plays during the fourth Guardian's boss fight, an unused song (Aqua Wish) played. The fifth Guardian was Ballos. The sixth Guardian was odd, since it was two bosses at once, those guys who guard the room going to the Surface from the Chamber of Extinction. After both were defeated, however, they fused to become a giant monster. The seventh Guardian was a Lickilicky, which had four forms. The eighth Guardian was DoubleThink, and every attack he dealt was a one-hit killing attack. And then, after defeating him (with only 1 HP left due to his flying Mimiga minions) I discovered that there were 20 Guardians in total.

The ninth Guardian was Professor Booster (the one of Noxid's current avatar). The tenth one was the Undead Core. The eleventh one was a toaster with a long nose and eyes on his back. The twelveth (?) Guardian was Tiamat. The thirteenth one was a tombstone that said "Friday the 13^th" for some reason. The fourteenth one was that guy who was banned for multiple accounts. The fifteenth one was the Four Philosophers (or Four Sages). The sixteenth one was Xion from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days and had four forms. The seventeenth Guardian was Mario. The eighteenth Guardian was some wizard with a wand. The nineteenth Guardian was Artemis Fowl. The last Guardian was all the staff members (past, present and future) of these forums (and all their attacks were instant-kill).

And I'm dead certain nobody reads this but if I don't say anything then it will haunt me forever.

Dear god you have like the best memory evar

Usually I can't even remember what I had in my sandwich during my dream

 

I had a dream that my family always had a kitty and I just never really noticed or something, so we became best friends but then I woke up
;w;

I also remember something about running from gunfire and ultimately crouching down in a moving getaway car as to not get shot, and if I recall Fab was there. Not sure what that was about.

 

This morning, I dreamt that I was inside a castle full of giant squirrels. I ran from them because they started flashing red. When I reached the castle gate, I found that it was in the sky, and then I leapt out. I was between the castle and the ground when the castle was blown to smithereens as though it was hit with several nuclear bombs. When I hit the ground, I found even more giant squirrels, all of them flashing red as well. Then I ran as fast as I could until I reached a teleporter, which I used. I teleported to the Sand Zone of all places, and then, through a window or something, I saw how most of the lands on Earth was destroyed as if it was attacked with nuclear bombs. Then I found another giant squirrel, which I threw with sand, and then it exploded. -_-

Dear god you have like the best memory evar

Not really. I remember a lot of random things such as things that I should forget (like the exact date of death of my first cat, on 23 September 2003). Most of the time, things I should remember (like my mother having three cats) are things I forget -_-

 

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This morning, I dreamt that I was inside a castle full of giant squirrels. I ran from them because they started flashing red. When I reached the castle gate, I found that it was in the sky, and then I leapt out. I was between the castle and the ground when the castle was blown to smithereens as though it was hit with several nuclear bombs. When I hit the ground, I found even more giant squirrels, all of them flashing red as well. Then I ran as fast as I could until I reached a teleporter, which I used. I teleported to the Sand Zone of all places, and then, through a window or something, I saw how most of the lands on Earth was destroyed as if it was attacked with nuclear bombs. Then I found another giant squirrel, which I threw with sand, and then it exploded. -_-


Not really. I remember a lot of random things such as things that I should forget (like the exact date of death of my first cat, on 23 September 2003). Most of the time, things I should remember (like my mother having three cats) are things I forget -_-

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The weirdest dream I had this month thus far is pretty odd and random doesn't even begin to describe it, I guess.

I dreamt that I was in Kingdom Hearts in a world that doesn't exist. It was called "Castle Oathkeeper" and was full of Heartless. I had the Oathkeeper keyblade, and I went to fight the Heartless, but they turned into Pokémon whenever I hit them with the Keyblade. Eventually I got tired of finding Pokémon in Heartless form so I left, only to find myself on the floating island of Cave Story. The way back to the castle was blocked by giant man-eating squirrels and the Keyblade turned into plastic, so I was unarmed. Then I found a trapdoor which lead to a ghostly Ballos, who led me to a small room in which Noxid, DoubleThink, Kanpachi (the forum member), Randolf, MagicDoors, Carrotlord and Dunc2403 were waiting for someone to find the exit of the Infinite Hallway, which is, as the name implies, infinite in length. (all the forum members looked like their avatars)

Noxid had a banhammer and a katana, DoubleThink had two banhammers, Kanpachi had a fishing rod and the same Fireball that was in Cave Story, Randolf had grenades and a pistol, MagicDoors had a spellbook and a wooden staff, Carrotlord had a rocket launcher-like weapon that fired exploding carrots, and Dunc2403 had a bloody knife. Noxid gave me the katana, and I went into the Infinite Hallway, which was kind of puzzling due to all the puzzles it had. A door opening when I hurt myself by accident, or a ladder appearing whenever I attack a monster, for example, which got annoying fast so I hurried to find the exit. I couldn't. I went crazy and attacked a wall and it opened the exit, which I went into.

I found myself on the Great Wall of China, fighting an army of bandits, hunters, sorcerers, monks and knights. I had to beat them up unarmed, but I was capable of doing so for some time without getting hurt.
Then I woke up and hit my head against a wooden beam by accident. -_-

Why do all your dreams involve giant squirrels???

 

Somebody on here (probably Cultr or Fab, I dunno) sent me a PM saying that my signature is against the rule because it had Futurama on it.

 

I was singing Disney songs, then I was flying through a park singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. It was really great, honestly.

Later when I went home there was cookies everywhere and my dad was bitching about something.

 

Later when I went home there was cookies everywhere

Weird, my dream had a lot of cookies as well. An entire town made of it. And a kingdom.

My dream:

I dreamt that I was in a Labyrinth twice as big as the one in which a Minotaur would be, and that I had to find the exit. Instead I just found a door, took a nearby sword, and cut it open to enter a town made of cookies. And the inhabitants were made of cookies as well. Then a giant toaster appeared, and ate everything until I hit it with my sword, instantly sending it flying into a white stone wall. Then I ran it through with my sword, before it turned into emerald coins. Then I asked myself "what in shipwrecksauce is going on" and then I was teleported to some sort of military base or something.

Most of the symbols there are the same as the one on the big shutter from the Core of Cave Story. The soldiers there was extremely scary so I just ran away as fast as I could (which was pretty fast, since I didn't even notice I ran three kilometers without getting tired, but then again, it could be due to the fear I felt). I was in a desert. And giant computers were throwing disks and CDs and DVDs at me. I kept evading until I found a door. I entered it and found myself in a kingdom made of cookies. I then got angry and somehow created a ball of ice in my left hand and then I froze the entire kingdom. I entered a random door and found myself face to face against another swordsman. From a video game named Grandia II.

Ryudo (the swordsman) attacked first but I blocked it with my sword and then fired an iceball at him, freezing him. Then I decapitated him. And then everything tried to kill me (quiet literally) so I ran out and somehow began to fly. But then even the clouds tried to kill me by firing missiles at me. I managed to evade it, but then a giant Pikachu appeared and used Ice Beam on me, freezing me. But I could still move in the ice. So I just broke the ice and freeze the Pikachu. It turned green and became emerald coins. Then I ran into a brick wall and woke up.

And then noticed that my hand was bleeding for some reason. I guess I punched a wooden beam in my sleep or something.
I still don't understand how I can remember my dreams in such detail :eek:

 

@Shane

I can remember the exact ingredient for foods I eat in my lucid dreams.

 

I dreamt there was another Cavecon. This time it was me, Noxid, DT, Dinny, and for some reason, my friend Cynthia from Bostonstuck. She was dressed as a Native American the entire time.

We were mostly in some house that was apparently Noxid's grandparents', but it looked different. At one point though, we were at mine. Dinny had hired a stunt double or possibly cloned herself, and she was hanging from a noose in my hallway. But thankfully it was soon revealed it wasn't actually Dinny. Then she got really emotional asked Noxid to adopt her as his daughter because her parents were abusive. She was also 25 instead of 21, which made it weirder.

Instead of staying over Noxid's, DT flew back and forth from Australia every single night for some reason. But because it was a dream, it was no big deal and took no time at all. I also made cookies each night and then he'd eat them all. What a fatty.

Those were the most notable moments.

 

I dreamt that my parents called me "idiot" (they really do call me that nowadays -_-) and that I got so depressed that I went to the beach and drowned myself only to wake up to be called "idiot" again. Which got me depressed, so I stabbed myself to death. And then I woke up again, being called "idiot." I then stood in the road and got hit by a truck. And then I woke up yet again being called "idiot." I set myself on fire, I electrocuted myself, I strangled myself, I threw myself off a cliff, and whatever other ways there are to suicide, and I still woke up to be called an idiot.

I probably dreamt this because I am so depressed because my parents started to call me names like "idiot" and "stupid thing." -_-
I'm so depressed...
I wish I was dead... -_-

 

Aw shane, I don't think you're an idiot

 

Woah...

I dreamt that I was in a trash cell on a space ship, and I couldn't eat, or drink, and the only way to get out was to touch this one girls underwear (who I was trapped with). I really didn't want to but I did, and we got out and were eating tacos with all these weird people.

 

The innocence is alarming

 

Desu why are your dreams so awesome

 

My Dream Is That I Was Quote And I Was In Wind Fortress.


**** my nose is bleeding

 

I dreamt of a color. Black.

 

I dreamt that everyone (both real people and members of forums) called me a liar after I said that I had nothing to eat for four days (which is true at the moment, I have nothing to eat and I went without food for four days now) and that I got banned everywhere.

Here I got banned by S. P. Gardebiter (even though he's an ex-admin, but he still appears in the list of staff members), at the Mossmouth forums I got banned by Derek Yu (the guy who made Spelunky), at the Little Fighter Empire forums I got banned by an unknown moderator, at the Emuparadise forums I got banned by a super moderator, and somehow, I got banned from my own forums.

I then went and committed suicide by jumping off a cliff, but, like my previous dream, I just woke up again with the same suffering and torment.
Eventually I decided to stay awake and do nothing, and then someone kills me (and the rest of Gansbaai) with a nuclear bomb. -_-
And still I woke up, unscathed somehow, except that the entire Gansbaai was in ruins. I went out to figure out what was going on, when I learnt that it was 11 December 2012 - ten minutes before 00:00. I found some alien weapon, and shot myself with it, only to wake up again, on 12 December 2012, at 12:11. There was a weird watch on the ground which I picked up. The moment it said "12/12/2012, 12:12:12:12"* a massive earthquake struck (and South Africa doesn't even get earthquakes) and thus ended the world... in most places. I woke up in New Mexico of all places and found an Aztec temple there that wasn't there in the past (probably because of the earthquake that it appeared) and then I picked up some sort of weird music device that played the Break Down song from Cave Story endlessly. I entered the temple, only to find that there was monsters. I found a nearby sword and decided to use it to defend myself, since killing myself would have no effect for some odd reason. And then I starved to death because of having no food, but I woke up outside the temple again, this time with a second one rising.

Then monsters similar to my current avatar ("Forum Ghost") attacked me, but I attacked them with my sword until they turned into binary. I then wondered if I wasn't in a virtual world or something, and then a group of human survivors came. One of them, a girl, killed another, and he didn't come back to life, so I realized that I'm the only one who was cursed to suffer. Then one of the other survivors killed the girl, then they saw me. Two of them ran to me, ready to kill me, when the girl appeared near the temple doors - another cursed person. I took my sword and threw it at one of the attackers, which caused an area-of-effect attack, which killed both the attackers. And then a meteor strike occured, ending the world entirely. And then I found myself on Titan (Saturn's moon) and died there. And then I found myself on a floating island, and then I got turned into a mushroom by Ballos before Heavy Press fell on me.

Guess my dreams of recentness are filled with a lot of death. -_-
I have no hopes in the dream world, I guess.
Guess the dream world's there to torment me and make me feel worse than now...

*12 hours, 12 minutes, 12 seconds, 12 milliseconds. Thus, seven 12s.

 

I think you need a shrink.
This much death can't be healthy.
(also, eat food?)
(I hear garlic is quite tasty)