Well, the left side of my face is ripped up...

Sep 14, 2011 at 9:44 PM
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Just sitting on the couch doesn't stop the cat from attacking your face ._.
 
Sep 14, 2011 at 9:51 PM
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It's aight.
Chicks dig scars.
 
Sep 14, 2011 at 9:52 PM
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Just hit the cat with a large flat object.. A table for instance.. ;)
 
Sep 14, 2011 at 9:58 PM
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You should treat your cats better
 
Sep 14, 2011 at 10:03 PM
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Clearly you have angered the cat and it wants you dead
 
Sep 14, 2011 at 10:05 PM
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Well if you have several deep wounds, they are like to turn into scars.
If your wounds aren't that deep, I suggest a bread knife.
 
Sep 14, 2011 at 10:20 PM
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JetHawk95 said:
Just hit the cat with a large flat object.. A table for instance.. ;)
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Sep 14, 2011 at 10:21 PM
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Yeah.
Cats are very agile.


Edit: goddammit I keep using goddamned possessives when I mean to pluralize. >:{
 
Sep 14, 2011 at 11:53 PM
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Cats are always right. It is your fault.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 2:31 PM
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A cat once mauled me as well. She literally just jumped out of the basement and apparently tried tackling me lol. It wasn't my cat, just one of the many cats living without a home.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 2:36 PM
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Noxid said:
Clearly you have angered the cat and it wants you dead

All that can be done now is a sacrifice to the cat gods, and to hope they see some worth in you.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 8:42 PM
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WD said:
Cats are always right. It is your fault.

I agree. Be more careful in the future.
Also, bow down to your cat. CATS OWN YOU.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:14 PM
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Legally speaking, that is the exact opposite of correct.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 7:01 AM
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Was that your cat?
Anyway if it was yours you'll need to punish it immediately or else it'll do it again. Punish-reward. Do not beat the cat as a punishment (or not hard since it might backfire, it's usually enough to hit the ground or objects near them), make loud noises, punish them with water etc...and reward them when they behave well. My cats used to follow orders almost like dogs, because in my freetime I train them (they even "stay" like dogs in the same place if you order them). It is easy to make a cat behave good with love,
Is the cat vaccinated and such? Your wounds must be threated well, maybe even with antibiotics.
If the cat was not yours and angering the cat wasn't your fault tell the owner that it'd be good if he took the cat 2 da vet.
Probably was just a misunderstanding between you and the cat though.
 
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