The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. you are very good and well behaved whenever you visit a place called "sports."

I wish for Cave Story+ to come out on steam.

 

Granted. However, Nicalis just lied and broke the game.

I wish for nothing to change after this wish.

 

granted. now,the whole world is frozen in time,including you.
but apparently,the wild pokemon dialga came and was mad
that i granted this wish, so then he unfroze time and held a gun at me
somehow, so i undid the wish before i got shot in the head.


i wish that i could have a toaster that looks like balrog. HUZZAH!

 

Granted, but it only says "Oh Yeah!"

I wish I could transform myself into a mimiga at will.

 

wild pokemon dialga

Why did you bring Pokémon into this... What are you, 9?

@JERSE
Granted, but you're allergic to Mimigas. They give you AIDS.

I wish my post count was OVER 9000!!!!¡!!!!!!!1111oneeleven

 

Gra- oh, Wait, you’re temp banned so….

I wish For a single cherry to be placed on my nose.

 

Granted. However, you are allergic to cherries. They give you AIDS.

I wish for the person above me to not have AIDS.

 

Granted. The person above you has another overused illness (cancer).
I wish that the iPhone AppStore had more quality games.

 

He doesn't have AIDs, he has Herpes.

I wish for the Hrunting from Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow.

 

What the fuck is a-oh. duh. *google*

Granted. Hope you don't mind, I used your face as a sheath.

I wish for christmas to arrive on schedule.

 

Why did you bring Pokémon into this... What are you, 9?

what? can people not like pokemon anymore? oh yea,and no more continuing about how i like pokemon please.

anyways......Granted. but..uh...christmas does not have a time to celebrate it so i did not know what time you wanted to have it so i guessed to make the sun rise on 4 AM cause thats my lucky number (lol)

I wish i had a mimiga pet on a leash.

 

Granted. But it gnaws it's leash away and runs away from you.

I wish there was a decent grammar checker out there.

Oh, and Fix'd.

Spoiler

Why did you bring Pokémon into this... What are you, 9?

What? Why can't people like Pokemon anymore? Oh yeah, no more continuing about how I like Pokemon please.

Anyways...Granted. But...uh...Christmas doesn't have a time to celebrate it so I didn't know what time you wanted to have it, so I guessed to make the sun rise at 4 AM because that's my lucky number. (Lol)

I wish I had a pet Mimiga on a leash.

 

Granted. a grammar checker now exists that determines whether your grammar is "decent" and outputs a yes/no answer

I wish I knew what wishes had already been made without needing to read the whole thread.

 

Granted, but you can't read the Wish Corruptions.
I wish to Master the Art of Screw Attack.

 

Granted. You're given a screwdriver.
I wish I could pick up the pace on my mod

 

Wish granted. You finish your mod within the day. However, it sucks. Every block is in 1x1 resolution and the mod is entirely impossible to play.

I wish for $

 

Granted, but you spent it all to get an AIDS transplant, and now you're bankrupt
I wish I had a decent sound recorder and camera

 

Granted. But the definition of "decent" just became "The shittiest crap I ever got, fuck off and get something else."

I wish for this wish.

 

Granted. Jenka gave you some life pot, and you smoked it. All you can say is "this wish"
I wish for a giant purple hand

 

You get a giant purple hand that will slowly kill you.

My wish is for...

More explosions!