The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. You die.
I wish for a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig diamond.

 

Granted. But because there is no such thing as a bi ig diamond, I declare to mean "cancer spreading" diamond.

I wish I had a Wii U.

 

Granted. You had a Wii U, but you sold it so you could get cancer AIDS.

Iwishforspaces.

 

Wish granted. I ' m s p a c i n g a f t e r e v e r y k e y p r e s s e d d o w n .
I wish I had an adventure in life, instead of sitting at a computer.

 

Granted. It's a text-based adventure on your computer, but you lost your chair, so you aren't sitting at your computer.

Iwishthattheparsewouldn'tputrandomspceswhenyoutypeoutsomethingreallylongwithoutspaces.

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrranted.
Except it isnt.

I wish for a sausage fest.

 

Already granted. Most of the forum is male...not much else I can think of.

I wish that this thread didn't exist

 

granted.the 'this thread' no longer exists.

i wish for some cookies.

 

Granted. Here, let me toss them over to you *barf*

i wish for my own meme

 

Granted, You now have an awesome meme. Only you know about it though.

I wish for a soda

 

Granted, but it’s cancer flavoured.
I wish I could draw better than a 8 year old!

 

granted but you died
I wish people would make more stupid posts for me to add to !csforum

 

granted but you died
I wish people would make more stupid posts for me to add to !csforum

Granted, you just did.

I wish that all existing posts with the Word cancer in them had AIDS in them instead.

 

Granted. Here, let me hack the forums for-oh fuck i'm banned.
Nevermind.

I wish for english.

 

(i have no idea what you mean,but im gonna try)
Granted.everybody in the whole world is english.sadly,they
tryed eating some english food but it tasted horrible,so horrible
that they figured out you wished them to be english,And now theres
a angry mob after you.


i wish that i was good at spriting.

 

Granted. You are now rather skilled at creating partially transparent 2D raster images for use in video games. But the only images you are good at are blank ones.

I wish for pretzel m&ms.

 

Granted. You have a pretzel allergy. And cancer AIDS.

I wish people would post more frequently. And no spambots/adbots.

 

Wish granted. I turned myself into a moderator for two minutes and banned all spammers (NOT)
I wish you would stop saying AIDS.

 

Granted. But you get cancer AIDS HIV.
And I will start again now. AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted. Every war weapon disappeared, but 2012 kicked in, so everyone died.
I wish I were very good at sports