The Wish-Granting Game

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Sep 16, 2011 at 3:09 PM
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Granted. I take it.

I wish I could play the clarinet better.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 3:35 PM
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Granted. You can now play better. Just not much better.

I wish for my computer's RAM to increase by 2 GB.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 4:55 PM
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Granted. However, your OS suddenly becomes 16-bit, so you can only use the first 65 kB of RAM.

I wish there were Orgmaker for Mac.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 7:20 PM
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Granted! I already have it.
I wish I had a sweet new signature. (Good results have come of a similar wish before! Don't be a c-c-c-combo breaker!)
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 8:22 PM
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It' "sweet" (it's a cake), and "new"...and I am a "tricky genie". No pun intended.
EDIT:sorry for being a "combo breaker" too...lol :p

I want to speak French perfectly.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 8:41 PM
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Granted. You can now say the word "perfectly" in French, perfectly, and nothing else.

I wish the operating system on the School of Music computers didn't have the same name as one of my forum buddies.

Also, tricky, idk if that's a combobreaker - it is pretty badass.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 10:10 PM
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Wish granted. Your buddy is now named Herb.

I wish I could fuck anyone. ANYONE.
 
Sep 17, 2011 at 3:34 PM
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Granted. You can, but you will be arrested for rape.

I wish I could perfectly sight-read any piece by Liszt.
 
Sep 17, 2011 at 4:05 PM
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Granted. Your brain is now reprogrammed to read Liszt's work or any form of musical notation perfectly and process the information at insane speeds, memorize every note, and even play them with ease. Of course stuff like various memories, personality, and any number of mental processes had to be removed in the process. We hope you understand.

I wish for Ys 5, in English.
 
Sep 19, 2011 at 10:08 PM
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Granted, but it's a blind idiot translation and there's a mistake every fourth word.

I wish for there to be a blank space in at the end of this sentence.
 
Sep 22, 2011 at 7:39 AM
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Granted, it's past that fullstop there.

I wish for a random superpower with efficient usefulness.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 9:25 PM
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You get it. It's useful for the person your using it on.

I wish for Sylux's Arm Cannon from Metroid Prime Hunters.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 9:36 PM
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Granted. But since you didnt specify about it working... I decided to just get you a malfunctioning unit.

I wish that local retailers still sold WORKING video game cartridges and retro consoles.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 9:38 PM
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Granted, but the supernerds got there before you and bought the entire stock.

I wish I could have lucid dreams easier.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 9:55 PM
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Granted. However i made it so much easier, its even harder now.

I wish sega remade phantasy star 1-4 and released them on the PS3,Wii or even the app store (making sure an 8 gigabyte apple ipod 4th gen could play it with little to no lag). And that it came out in the us.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 10:00 PM
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Omega said:
Granted. However i made it so much easier, its even harder now.

I wish sega remade phantasy star 1-4 and released them on the PS3,Wii or even the app store (making sure an 8 gigabyte apple ipod 4th gen could play it with little to no lag). And that it came out in the us.


Granted, but it cost $1,000 in the US.
I wish for the letter t.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 10:04 PM
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Granted. But Sesame Street takes it from you.

I wish for the letter N.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 10:12 PM
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Granted, but it soon grows weary of your company.

I wish for my wrists to stop hurting.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 10:24 PM
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You now feel pain in all parts of your body except for your wrists.

I wish Cave Story was real.
 
Oct 16, 2011 at 11:29 PM
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Cryptos said:
You now feel pain in all parts of your body except for your wrists.

I wish Cave Story was real.

granted. you are now underneath the heavy press, in the middle of the sacred grounds, being assaulted by enemies. good luck!

i wish i was better at drawing stuff
 
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