The Wish-Granting Game

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Oct 20, 2011 at 12:09 AM
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Granted...except... I have no idea what that is.

I wish for a sword, and something to kill with it.
Also, I want it to be nonfatal to me.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 12:17 AM
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Granted. It is a magical sword that will kill every living thing it sees (yes the sword can see) besides you. Unfortunately you are in a room with all your friends and family.

I wish for ZAMBONI-ISH THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 12:42 AM
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Granted, whatever that is.


I wish people would stop posting in this thread and use some other game topics or something. Geez.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 12:49 AM
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Granted. We talk about Angry Birds.

I wish for nothing.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 1:37 AM
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Dunc2403 said:
Granted. There is now no universe.

I WISH FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE ME ZAMBONI-ISH THINGS! :momo::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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GR-FUCKING-ANTED.

I wish for a reply to this post with at least 3 AwesomeFace smileys.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 2:29 AM
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I wish this thread didn't exist
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 3:05 AM
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Granted. This thread does not exist in a random place in the universe.

I wish I had hands.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 3:48 AM
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Granted. Your hands immediately strangle you, leaving you dead. Just like what happened with your sword. Why is it whenever I grant your wishes someone ends up dead?

I thank Tpcool for the zamboni-ish thing and wish for the ten character minimum on posts was gone.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 3:50 AM
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Dunc2403 said:
Granted. Your hands immediately strangle you, leaving you dead. Just like what happened with your sword. Why is it whenever I grant your wishes someone ends up dead?

I thank Tpcool for the zamboni-ish thing and wish for the ten character minimum on posts was gone.
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Granted? I'm pretty sure it has been a while since there has been a character limit. And your welcome! :momo:

I wish for WD to accept this thread for what it is.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 3:53 AM
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Nope. There are tons of better game threads than this one that need attention.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 4:04 AM
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Uhh... granted...?

I wish for.... something that doesn't kill anybody.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 8:41 PM
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Dunc2403 said:
Granted. You get a potion that gives you eternal life and pain. And cancer. Can't forget about that. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME CRYPTOS.

I wish for a rainbow battle unicorn.
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Granted, but it retracts cancer and dies instantly.

I wish for a cure to cancer (and super cancer).
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 10:06 PM
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Granted. You get the cure for cancer and super cancer, get cancer and super cancer, use the cure on yourself, then everyone in the world gets cancer and super cancer and dies.

I wish that paradoxes didn't exist.
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 11:41 PM
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Granted, but because they don't exist, you never wished that they didn't exist, which means that they still exist.

I wish for... a puppy!
 
Oct 20, 2011 at 11:55 PM
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Granted. You get a "a presuming, conceited, or empty-headed young man." (See here for proof.)

I wish to not be allergic to cats.
 
Oct 21, 2011 at 2:33 AM
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Granted. Now you have to think 10 hours.

I wish for my next wish after this to not be horribly twisted.
 
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