The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, your twisted creations come to life and proceed to kill you and everyone else.

I wish I could come up with a decent mod storyline.

 

granted. you are now underneath the heavy press, in the middle of the sacred grounds, being assaulted by enemies. good luck!

i wish i was better at drawing stuff

Granted. You can now draw the word "stuff" very well. Everything else yo draw looks like [censored].

I wish all the enemies and heavy press were gone.

 

Granted. You can now draw the word "stuff" very well. Everything else yo draw looks like [censored].

I wish all the enemies and heavy press were gone.

Granted. But now the planet is about to explode.


I wish I had a million dollars.

 

Granted. But now the planet is about to explode.


I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. You have one million dollars in gold, specifically a huge gold block above your head (deja vu?)

I wish the planet wasn't about to explode.

 

The world dosen't explode

I wish the world would explode

 

Granted. Unfortunately, you did not specify a world, so no worlds in fact exploded.
I wish people would bother to grant my previous wishes.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, you did not specify a world, so no worlds in fact exploded.
I wish people would bother to grant my previous wishes.

Granted. Except nobody will bother to look and see what your previous wishes were.

I wish I had someone to script my mod idea.

Wait a minute...
you need ideas for a mod.
I need a mod for my ideas.
I wonder.....

 

Granted. You now have a 3 three year old scripter for your mod.

I WISH FOR A PARADOX TO HAPPEN TO ME. THAT IS NOT "THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE."
EDIT: (First post btw)

 

Granted.
This scentence isn't true

I wish for this to be my last post.

 

Granted. *points gun at you*

I wish for a sword.

 

Granted. You get a magical sword that immediately kills you slowly and painfully.

I wish for funner to be a word.

 

Granted. But for that to happen, the word fun must be removed from the dictionary.

I wish I could jump 4 times my hieght.

 

Granted. But for that to happen, the word fun must be removed from the dictionary.

I wish I could jump 4 times my hieght.

Granted, but gravity is now increased by 400%.

I wish for Noxid to ban me.
CANCERCANCERCANCER.
Now he has to.

 

granted. But im not him, so I cant really do that.

I wish to be made up entirely of explosives.

 

Granted, but you exploded trying to type a reply. And you also have cancer.

I wish Noxid wouldn't ban me becuase I said cancer twice.

 

Granted. But im still not him.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

Granted, but it is instontaineosly replaced by a new one.

I wish I could play the reverse song of time.

 

Granted, but it is instontaineosly replaced by a new one.

I wish I could play the reverse song of time.

Granted, but you can only play it in reverse.
I wish for non-cancerous cupcakes.

 

Granted. These cupcakes are filled with poison.

I wish it was one and a half hours later.
(On a side note, I actually did get rid of my headache, only to be replaced by a new one...)

 

Granted. This is the hour that the world ends.

I wish for... I wish... Umm.... Zamboni-ish things?