The Wish-Granting Game

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Aug 16, 2011 at 12:47 AM
Cave Story
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Granted, but you freeze.

I wish for a freshly baked cake. Non-poisoned, please.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:27 AM
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Granted, but you now have cancer.

I wish for an 8 dollar bill.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:48 AM
Omega
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Granted. Did i mention that the two dollar bill is a mimic.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 2:28 PM
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I wish obama's face was on the 8 dollar bill.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 2:57 PM
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Granted, but only one is made.
I wish for a story.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM
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Granted, it was read to you by a hungry polar bear.

I wish for a rocket launcher.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Shimmyzmizz
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Granted. It gets clogged and literally blows up in your face.

I wish for a rocket.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 8:55 PM
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Granted, it blows up.

I wish for illogical answers.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 9:00 PM
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Granted. But because the dinosaur in your basement ate peanut butter, your nose fell off.

I wish for logical answers.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 10:21 PM
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Granted, the sheer weight of such knowledge blows your head away.

I wish for my life to have a commentary.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 10:54 PM
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Granted but it is turned into a comedy. You die of misery.

I wish for a banana phone. I currently have that crappy song stuck in my head. Wait why am I wishing for a banana phone? Oh well...
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:12 PM
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Granted, it never stops ringing and drives you insane.

I wish for a portal gun.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:22 PM
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Granted, but you accidentally shoot one of the portals into a black hole and you suck up the earth and you die. Plus you have cancer.

I wish I knew how to program.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:30 PM
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Please imagine me punching you in the brain right now. If it helps, ask a friend or enemy to assist with a physical demonstration.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:31 PM
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Granted, you can now program your VHS.

I wish for a library with all the top 500 best movies in history, in DVD format and a fully functional DVD player.
 
Aug 17, 2011 at 3:07 AM
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Someguy said:
Granted, you can now program your VHS.

I wish for a library with all the top 500 best movies in history, in DVD format and a fully functional DVD player.
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Granted. However, all the DVDs are cracked into multiple pieces.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
 
Aug 17, 2011 at 11:30 AM
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granted you now wish for a painful and slow death.

I wish i didn't have a thing for well drawn gloved toon babes.
 
Aug 18, 2011 at 4:18 AM
CommanderJersey
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Granted. But you now have a thing for well drawn gloved toon guys.

I wish the person who grants this wish dies.
 
Aug 22, 2011 at 2:06 AM
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Granted, I die of cancer.

I wish for Cave Story 4DS
 
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