The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but it's an Oreo pizza.

I wish that I had slept more last night DX

 

Not granted, it's impossible to go back in time.

I wish Landonpeanut had better takedown defense.

 

Granted, but why does it matter?

I wish someone could read this AND tell me what it's from.
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hint: might be easier with an iPhone/iPod touch :eek:

 

wish granted. however, to do so, i steal your iPhone.

i wish Metroid: Other M was free, so everyone could enjoy the awesome epicness that it is

 

your wish is granted,
However
Nintendo sued your ass and banned its games from your country.

I wish that the USSR suddenly came back to life and restored my country.

 

Granted. However, it bans all electronic media.

I wish I could get more for my humble American dollar.

 

granted, but, the IRS gets on your ass more than ever, and your taxes are doubled.

I wish I could control time and space.

 

granted, but you can only do so if you're taking a really painful shit.

i wish for more cash.

 

1'000'000... Deden is stolen from dedede's account, have a nice death.

I wish I had a scrambler in real life... I hope SOMEONE knows what a scrambler is, first...

 

Granted. You have one of those fairground rides in your background. But you never get to ride it, because your neighbors are constantly badgering you for permission to ride it, and then riding it anyway after you say no.

I wish I had used a condom.

 

Granted. You have one of those fairground rides in your background. But you never get to ride it, because your neighbors are constantly badgering you for permission to ride it, and then riding it anyway after you say no.

I wish I had used a condom.

Granted. You used it as a water balloon though, unfortunately, which did not protect you from much.

I wish I could sleep in more often.

 

Granted.
You are physically incapable of making it to your first class of the day, feel free to sleep in if you so choose.

I wish that friday was deleted off the face of the earth, giving us four school days and two weekends.

 

Granted.
You are physically incapable of making it to your first class of the day, feel free to sleep in if you so choose.

I wish that friday was deleted off the face of the earth, giving us four school days and two weekends.

Granted. You now die younger, since you skip fridays.

I wish I could make double resolution tilesets faster.

 

I wish that friday was deleted off the face of the earth, giving us four school days and two weekends.

Granted, however, the lost school hours of Friday have been added to the other four days of school.

I wish for Mahou Shoujo.

EDIT: I just got Ninja'd by Gir. DERP.

 

Gir: well, you can make the tilesets faster, they just suck horribly.

Landon: Granted. But I have no idea who that is, except that he/she/it is probably someone/something from Touhou, so I get to decide what he/she/it is. I decide it's a giant wedge of cheese that suddenly appears over your head and crushes you.

I wish I didn't have to walk so far to get to the dining hall.

 

wish granted. however, there's nothing to eat in the dining hall anyway, so there's no point in going.

i wish for the Power Suit

 

@Woc: I think it's magical girl or something

Granted, but you will never be able to upgrade to the Varia suit


I wish my pasta would cook faster

 

Granted. Your pasta becomes sentient and gains the ability to cook (faster). It decided to cook you.

I wish for a stronger wifi signal.

 

Wish granted. Your wifi signal is so strong that it gives you cancer.

I wish I were inflatable.

 

Granted. You now fill up with helium and float out the window, where you reach space and die.

I wish I had more apps on my Ipod.