The Second Annual Kanpachis

Dec 25, 2011 at 7:15 PM
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The other thread was called the First Annual Kanpachis, so I figured I'd just make another one. Feel free to merge and rename the threads if you want, mods.

So last year, we did this thing called the Kanpachis, and it was a bit of a flop. We didn't have a lot of preparation. This year, though, things are going to be different! The Kanpachis are awards for making the forums a better place, and they will be given out on February 1st. Here's how it works:

Anyone can pitch an idea for a category of award. The people running the show (me and whoever else cares enough) will decide whether or not to include it. Then, anyone can submit a nominee for that category. For instance, last year we did "best self-picture," and nominees were Wedge of Cheese, DoubleThink, WoodenRat and me. You can nominate yourself or anyone else.

There's a rule for categories, though: no "worsts." Some of the categories can poke fun at members, like "best ragequit," but we're not doing this to insult anyone.

So, we'll be deciding on categories and nominees up until January 24th. After that, it's voting time. Categories that I believe should carry over from last year:
Best Thread
Best TL;DR (Okay, just the best long post)
Best First Post
Best Self-Picture
Best Art
Most Improved Member

I propose a new one:
Best VM Conversation

The most important question: WILL THERE BE PRIZES? That entirely depends on what you'd consider a prize.

So start going through old posts and uncovering your gems. Don't hesitate to nominate yourself, since you probably remember your achievements better than everyone else.
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 7:30 PM
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Man, it's already been a year since then? Gee.

Anyway, I don't really have any nominations at the moment, I promise I'll go through the posts eventually.
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 7:45 PM
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Best self picture - me.
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 8:07 PM
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If best post will be a category, I nominate this.
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 8:11 PM
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Dec 25, 2011 at 8:38 PM
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I don't know if we'd have anything for that one though
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 8:45 PM
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I propose a new category called "Best 'PENID' of the Year"
The only problem is that there is only one nominee this year, Wedge of Cheese.
I'll try to think of more categories later.

Also: Best Self-Picture: Katana Desu

Also also: Best SPOT and/or Satellite Lounge and/or Pointless thread
Best post from a person who has been on the forums for:
-6 months
-12 months
Best troll post: Royaltyler

Also also ALSO: best new Avatar- Lace and his ferret polecat, Desu and her Tolkein Black Dude, Noxid's Boost Nukem.
Most missed member
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 9:08 PM
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I nominate for best VM conversation: WindsofWinds and Noxid.
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Dec 25, 2011 at 9:34 PM
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Actually, bobbyis, the conversation between windsofwinds with Desu, Fab, Noxid, and (slightly) myself was 20x better.
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 10:02 PM
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Where is it? I need some humor today :)
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 10:35 PM
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This picture, I feel, captures my favourite VM "exchange" of the year.

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It involves Winds and I, but all posts are on DT's wall.
 
Dec 25, 2011 at 11:55 PM
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We've had such "lovely" members this year that it is very hard to choose. I do think that Dunc has improved a lot though.

And windsofwinds is gonna take home quite a few Kanpachis.

@bobbyis: You can always go to our profiles and click "view conversation" on winds' posts.
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 1:00 AM
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Dec 26, 2011 at 1:12 AM
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I think I'm gonna have to go with "What the FUCK Noxid?!". While the others are fine and dandy, that one relates to the forums as a whole the most and caused the most controversy.
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 2:02 AM
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Reading through that thread confused me greatly. I am not entirely sure who was fooled, and who was faking it. I definitely nominate it though, that is an amazing thread.
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 3:14 AM
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Nominate me for something.
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 3:15 AM
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