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The Community-driven Cave Story Fanfic

Dec 5, 2019 at 10:52 PM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
Location: farther
Posts: 922
Age: 23
The dark king calls upon his most trusted champion to halt your charge.

A hulking beast beams his eyes from the tower spotting you. He attempts to advance...
but ends up falling out the window to it's death
 
Dec 5, 2019 at 11:10 PM
Junior Member
"It's dangerous to go alone!"
Join Date: Aug 5, 2019
Location: Hell
Posts: 36
Dec 7, 2019 at 2:22 AM
Perfectionist
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"Bleep, Bloop, Bleep, Bloop"
Join Date: Dec 26, 2014
Location: the back of their own hand.
Posts: 1576
Age: 119
Suddenly your body is ruptured by the thick horns of an angry goat, who has been watching this whole fucked affair from afar and has had enough of you and your seemingly magical abilitiy to conjure up insane situations.
You feel yourself fading ...
What afterlife awaits us now?
 
Dec 7, 2019 at 9:45 AM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
Location: farther
Posts: 922
Age: 23
You awaken in the hospital ER feeling very light. Weightless as a matter a fact. you appear to be floating over a very convincing doppelganger sleeping in the hospital bed as several familiar people surround the bed. A few have broken down crying and the insurance agent is talking about how you weren't covered for "untimely death from deep meaning".
 
Dec 7, 2019 at 12:17 PM
Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 23, 2019
Location: Vresun Ciraian Ruins
Posts: 50
Some of them were the same girls from earlier. Your family of course couldn't be arsed to show up, but these girls did. Were you wrong about your actions? No, they did spike your drink and you did at least try to be a conqueror. You sit here, feeling powerless. You can only listen to the girls arguing with the insurance agent...
 
Dec 8, 2019 at 7:48 AM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
Location: farther
Posts: 922
Age: 23
Upon closer inspection, the insurance agent looks familiar with his goggles, droopy ears, white fur, and his hand caressing the feet of your totally not deceased body below you (of which these bimbos either don't seem to notice, or are to freaked out to even say anything)
 
Dec 10, 2019 at 8:51 AM
Perfectionist
CS Beta Content Discord Admin
CSE Discord Moderator
"Bleep, Bloop, Bleep, Bloop"
Join Date: Dec 26, 2014
Location: the back of their own hand.
Posts: 1576
Age: 119
Once no one is looking you make the brilliant decision to dirty yourself a little bit. Why not, right?

But someone notices.
 
Dec 10, 2019 at 10:18 AM
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It wasn't the girls or the insurance agent, it was actually the brother of the dark lord dressed as a nurse. He smiles wickedly, knowing that you're too entrapped in yourself to do anything.
 
Dec 28, 2019 at 9:08 PM
Soup Man
"All your forum are belong to us!"
Join Date: Jul 15, 2014
Location: Soup
Posts: 645
Age: 3
and then jack the ripper came out of the horse
 
Dec 29, 2019 at 12:55 AM
Its dark in here
"Deaths: 4000"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2013
Location: farther
Posts: 922
Age: 23
The horse proceeds to redevour Jack the Ripper as everyone in the room freaks out about the man-eating horse except for you and your comatose body.
 
Dec 29, 2019 at 11:48 AM
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The dark lord's brother uses the commotion to make his escape, while the man-eating horse starts sniffing your comatose body...
 
Jan 18, 2020 at 3:27 PM
Junior Member
"It's dangerous to go alone!"
Join Date: Jan 20, 2019
Location: Somewhere on the Surface
Posts: 35
Quote enters the hospital, and thinking that you are an accomplice of the Dark Lord, he shoots you with his Spur.
 
Jan 18, 2020 at 3:50 PM
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You awaken from your coma, then die 5 seconds later. You awaken, then realise that you still own Satan your soul for the last time you died.
 
Jan 18, 2020 at 4:17 PM
Senior Member
"Huzzah!"
Join Date: Nov 21, 2017
Location: From a far, far away galaxy.
Posts: 207
Age: 15
Sitting right next to him, on the other bed, was Kaeru.
Covered of bandages, must have been quite the beat up.
 
Jan 19, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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Kareru complains. It has been the 8th time this week that a horse has tried eating him. Meanwhile, you're in Hell, and you think to yourself, how will you cheat Satan this time?
 
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