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Sep 22, 2019 at 7:33 PM
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Open up Google and try and find hookers in your local area!!!!!!!!!!
At the same time ring Metty and ask if she's free to get wasted and play relay Blargo DX tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 7:42 PM
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The camera immediately cuts to a scene of Quote, Curly, Toroko, Sue, and Misery at the Throne Room.
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 8:09 PM
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And then Quote,Curly,Toroko,Sue and Misery had a plan to raid area 51 to find the sacred beta!
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 8:10 PM
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The camera immediately cuts to a scene of Quote, Curly, Toroko, Sue, and Misery at the Throne Room.
And then Quote,Curly,Toroko,Sue and Misery had a plan to raid area 51 to find the sacred beta!
Can we please do one thing at a time... and not anything that completely breaks the flow of where we are.
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 8:17 PM
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Bug your friend about whatever inferior games they may be playing
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 9:07 PM
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Watch YouTube Poops (yes, those are still a thing).
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 9:13 PM
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Bug your friend about whatever inferior games they may be playing
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-- ambitiousPatriot [AP] began chatting with crookedKitten [CK] at 3:03 PM --

AP: hey uhhh
AP: uhHHHHhhhHHhHh
AP: uh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

CK: yeah?
AP: UHHHHH
AP: whatcha playing

CK: oh nothin im just playin that new BLARGO DX EXPERIENCE that arrived at my house like 3 hours ago.
CK: did you forget or something :/

AP: uh no i was just
AP: uhhh anyway how are you liking it so far

CK: its pretty good but some of the level design is kinda weird!
CK: like there's this one part where you have to shoot a bunch of these ghost guys through a tight corridor
CK: and the ghost guys shoot projectiles whenever they're hit so
CK: you constantly have to fire off a couple shots and then run to the start of the corridor before the projectiles can hit you
CK: and you gotta do that like 10 times
CK: and after that you have to do a hairpin jump turn and if you miss it you die and have to do that all over again
CK: point is that it's weird!
CK: hopefully after this there's no more weird platforming or anything that would kinda suck

AP: wow that does sound like a questionable design choice
AP: considering that game took 2 years to finally come out you'd think that those sorts of things would be ironed out through playtesting
AP: i guess it's only reasonable to attribute it to malice at this point
AP: hopefully the ending is good to make up for it

CK: yeah the blargo series has been going on for a really long time! it would be a shame if it didn't have a proper conclusion to tie everything together and conclude the longest running collaboration the cave story forums has ever seen!
AP: what about meta commentary does the game tone that down or is it everywhere because frankly meta commentary is annoying
CK: nope it's still very prevalent and i agree that meta commentary is annoying and should only be used sparingly for maximum effect
AP: yes
CK: yes
AP: im glad we could come to a concensus on this clearly very important issue
CK: yes

Watch YouTube Poops (yes, those are still a thing).
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 9:35 PM
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Sep 22, 2019 at 9:54 PM
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CK: oh nothin im just playin that new BLARGO DX EXPERIENCE that arrived at my house like 3 hours ago.
Obtain your own copy of Blarog so that you can see what the 'hype' is all about

Please follow the guidelines of that first post.
Honestly this kinda went down to xemous' thing if you didn't catch that already
I guess it'd be better for it to have it's own thread but what would I know.
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 10:17 PM
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Sep 22, 2019 at 11:53 PM
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due to the overwhelming support (from the 2 people who voted), cavestuck has officially migrated to THIS THREAD. whatever madness that was going on before cavestuck began may resume.
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 8:07 PM
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Misery throws another brick,
somebody save this thread
 
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Sep 24, 2019 at 8:07 AM
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Anyone want me to take this over? I don't have the time to make fancy graphics, so it would just be a text adventure again, but . . .
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 6:21 PM
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No. The sentence-based system works better, because it's a lot less predictable.
 
Sep 24, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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No. The sentence-based system works better, because it's a lot less predictable.
You said no and then agreed with me?
 
Sep 25, 2019 at 1:15 AM
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Sep 25, 2019 at 2:38 PM
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suddenly, there's a knock on the door. a fella in a short-sleeved button down shirt, shorts, and a stupid hat hands you a letter. it's from someone named "xemous". upon opening it, you are greeted with a cease and desist letter for "using my fuckign characters" [sic].
 
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