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Sep 21, 2019 at 4:29 AM
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luckily, the heir of void obfuscates the ship. you're safe now.
 
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Metty is really hot in space and takes her shirt off and fans herself with it to try and cool down!!!!!!!
 
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Somebody on the spaceship presses the "Revive Blargo" button (you know, that every spaceship has, and isn't just a plot device) which sends the timeline back to the normal fanfic timeline, skipping over the "Side B" timeline,
 
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Metty is really hot in space and takes her shirt off and fans herself with it to try and cool down!!!!!!!
space is actually very cold because space isn't anything and heat can't be conducted like on earth. try again!!!!
Somebody on the spaceship presses the "Revive Blargo" button (you know, that every spaceship has, and isn't just a plot device) which sends the timeline back to the normal fanfic timeline, skipping over the "Side B" timeline,
it would take a powerful deity to flip the tape over and rewind it! TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Question where your friends got the spaceship at, and your current destination- if any.
 
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Suddenly, a red-eyed Toroko (y'know... from the alpha timeline) appears on the spaceship.
 
Sep 21, 2019 at 5:24 PM
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Suddenly, a red-eyed Toroko (y'know... from the alpha timeline) appears on the spaceship.
the art of appearification is a delicate esoteric science no one on the ship is an expert at (tractor could do it with her void powers, but she became a god not but t-minus 15 minutes ago)

Question where your friends got the spaceship at, and your current destination- if any.
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that's a good point. your situation is pretty grim. everyone without the potential to god tier is dead, and you're currently floating in the middle of space in the universe's shittiest spaceship with 4 people you've never met in real life before. the earth is also totally inhabitable. even if you wanted to return, you would have no idea which direction to go in. the only sense of direction you have is to tackle whatever's going on in the shitty death star, but the odds of any of you coming back from that is pretty slim. at least puyo is awake now, so she can finally do something useful to the narrative rather than killing 99% of humanity. OH ALSO TRACTOR "THE BEAM"TRACY"" FARMINGTON STOLE IT FROM SOME BITCH ASS ALIENS I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT
so i guess the question is: what will you do?
 
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Discover more about this 4th person.
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your name is tractor "the beam"tracy"" farmington. you enjoyed skateboarding, petty theft, and astronomy. though now that the earth's gone and shit the bed, there only seems to be ample opportunity for one of those things.
 
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God himself comes from the heavens to flip the tape back over to Side A.
 
Sep 21, 2019 at 11:51 PM
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God himself comes from the heavens to flip the tape back over to Side A.
god is dead and the wizard killed him. try again!
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 12:07 AM
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Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya flips the tape over.
 
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Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya flips the tape over.
Protip: you only control the characters.

the earth is also totally inhabitable.
Ask the others to go to earth.

space is actually very cold because space isn't anything and heat can't be conducted like on earth. try again!!!!

it would take a powerful deity to flip the tape over and rewind it! TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metty is hot anyway. Just do it.
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 4:49 AM
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Sep 22, 2019 at 12:34 PM
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A powerful force, more powerful than any deity could dream of, uses its power to restore the timeline back to its original path, and also revives Blargo and gives him immortality.
Are you happy now, Xemous?
 
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Okay... *tries to remember what was happening*

I think Cake was drunkenly calling Metty?
Cake decides to experiment with self-harm using the Beyblades!!!! (I mean they've got "blade" in the name, so it's gotta work... right??)
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 12:49 PM
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Seaech for anything that can be used as weaponry, if the death star is the only thing out there now things may get dangerous.
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 2:19 PM
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The mysterious force tries to restore the timeline again.
 
Sep 22, 2019 at 5:28 PM
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https://www.strawpoll.me/18678486

has the timeline been doomed? is the story not interesting anymore because there's no clear goal?

yes.

so, i will lay the burden of narrative responsibility on all of you. choose which direction (or lack thereof) the story should go. i will be waiting.
 
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Sep 22, 2019 at 6:27 PM
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wow! the story finally has its first controversy. the fandom was real split by this one. but the majority has spoken! let's rewind and tape it over with something better.
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so none of that happened. nobody died, earth is still inhabitable, nobody is a god, and we're not in the middle of space about to tackle the death star.

your name is whatever it was. you go by cake. you like whatever stupid shit you're into. but what will you do?
 
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