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Sep 14, 2019 at 6:25 PM
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we need to save this thread
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 2:08 AM
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Mr. Smiley suddenly remembers that he's basically Darkseid (but with less douche) and makes another avatar or what have you.
There. Thread saved. I hope...
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 5:35 AM
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a young avatar stands in their room. it just so happens that today, the 17th of september, 2019, is this young avatar's birthday. though it was thirteen years ago they were given life, it is only today they will be given a name!
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what will the name of this avatar be?
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 6:12 AM
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Evil "Metronome" Sue
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 6:32 AM
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their name is evil "metronome" sue. they feel as though they're being named after someone specific, however the identity of this "sue" is something they are not privy to. this being the case, they choose to simply go by "metty".
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your name is metty. as previously mentioned, it is your birthday. you keep your room rather tidy. you have a fascination with persian rugs and video games, the latter of which you have a sizeable collection of on your dubiously red bookshelf. your collection of the former is much more modest, however, totaling to the single unit in which you have spread across your floor. it ties the room together, you think. you also have a chest, the contents of which will not be disclosed at this time.

what will you do?
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 6:34 AM
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It's really hot in here!!! Open the window and fan yourself with your shirt whilst surveying the great outdoors.
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 6:57 AM
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even though it's the middle of september, it's still summer! you make a pitiful attempt at cooling yourself off by flapping your oversized sweater like an idiot. what do you say we open a window, huh?
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what a beautiful, picturesque day it is. you could not wish for better weather on such a peaceful day. even the sun, that smug son of a bitch, is out here with his shades. why would a sun need sunglasses? who knows. wait, who is that figure on that hill over there?
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 12:48 PM
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Jump out the window and run torward the figure.
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 3:13 PM
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you're almost certain that jumping out the window at this height would break something. try again. (the figure approaches)
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 3:51 PM
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Sep 18, 2019 at 6:23 PM
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Throw your Virtual Boy at the figure.
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 6:30 PM
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Throw your Virtual Boy at the figure.
You have no virtual boy in your inventory!

Heckle the approaching figure!!!
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You yell at the figure! It doesn't seem to do anything, because they're still approaching. You notice, however, that they are holding something.
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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Attempt to grope the figure.
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 7:46 PM
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Attempt to grope the figure.
you grossly overestimate the length of your arms, and fail to grope the figure.
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but then, he tosses what he was holding at you!
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you got a copy of blargo dx!!!!!
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shit yes! this is the best birthday ever. you're so glad this game is a thing that exists, and is currently stuck to your face. anyway that guy must have been the mailman and so now he doesn't have any further plot significance and ceases to exist.
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hold on, someone's texting you.
-- ambitiousPatriot [AP] began chatting with crookedKitten [CK] at 11:38 AM --

AP: yo mets
AP: happy bd

CK: hey!!!!
CK: you'll never believe what just came in the mail!

AP: is it the absolutely life changing gift i got for you
CK: its a copy of blargo dx!!!
AP: a simple yes would have worked
CK: i cant believe it got here on time!!!!
AP: yeah usually it takes a billion fucking years getting shit to the middle of the ocean or wherever the hell you live
AP: but you know your boy plans ahead like that

CK: thanks so much!!!!! i cant wait to finally play it!!!!! :D
AP: as much as i would love to sit here and talk about how awesome i am im kinda busy over here
AP: ive got very important business meetings and shit
AP: im on my way to talk to american sports legend charles barkley in hopes of convincing him to star in space jam 2
AP: and this is totally real and not something im making up on the spot right now ok

CK: hahah okkkkk
CK: talk to you later!

with that out of the way, now what will you do?
 
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Sep 18, 2019 at 8:19 PM
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Call ya boy back up and ask him if he wants to play 2-player blargo dx. DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 8:31 PM
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ya boy is currently busy conducting serious business with american sports legend charles barkley. if he weren't, however, he would inform you that blargo dx doesn't have multiplayer capabilities.

but now that we're here, what should be the name of this young man?
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 9:35 PM
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His name is Eating Cake...

at 2 in the morning.
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 9:46 PM
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His name is Eating Cake...

at 2 in the morning.
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you're right! but what does it say on the front of the plaque, which will be the young man's name now and forever?
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 9:50 PM
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once again, correct! but what is the young man's name, which is inscribed on the nameplate that is ready to sink its teeth into that moist chocolatey dessert?
 
Sep 18, 2019 at 11:03 PM
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That's his name. Eating cake at 2 in the morning.
first name: Eating Cake
last name: At 2 in the morning
Cake is his nickname
 
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