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Jan 18, 2019 at 4:42 PM
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Jan 18, 2019 at 7:56 PM
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1. Make the other person look bad
2. Leave every discord server I'm in
3. Act toxic to those who were just trying to help

But i feel all this was obvious to everyone
 
Jan 19, 2019 at 3:52 PM
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#4
tried to move out of the way from a car while riding a scooter and ended up bouncing off the side of the road and sliding down the hill with that momentum
 
Jan 21, 2019 at 3:05 AM
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#5
Two years ago, I was biking with my dad and sisters on a trail that led to a park and a fair. On the way back to the van, I thought my hair tie was kind of loose and wanted to tighten it. Instead of stopping, I took both hands off the handlebar while I was biking, thinking that I would be able to keep my balance easily for three seconds. I didn’t even last a second before I started wobbling and fell to the side, resulting in me completely scraping the left side of my left calf. The immense pain, especially from the gauze, along with the scars, serves as a reminder to always stop the bike before you take both hands off the handlebars. :chin:
 
Feb 7, 2019 at 1:39 AM
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#6
not doing proper research and harm reduction on using dangerous substances which lead to a sort of paranoid psychosis and almost cardiac arrest.
 
Feb 7, 2019 at 3:06 AM
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#7
...expand dong on that? i wanna hear the story tbh if you're fine with sharing it
 
Feb 7, 2019 at 2:05 PM
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#8
My dad gave me a pocket knife when I was 8. He warned me about the fact that you can easily cut yourself with it if you are not paying attention. Of course smart ass me immediately cut myself with me. I wasn't even cutting anything. I just opened and closed it.
 
Feb 7, 2019 at 7:59 PM
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#9
"Don't accidentally cut yourself with this."

"Is that a challenge?"
 
Feb 7, 2019 at 8:00 PM
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#10
HOLD MY BEER
 
Feb 8, 2019 at 10:08 PM
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#11
Lacking discipline while quenching my thirst on a hot summer’s day with a slurpee
 
Feb 12, 2019 at 10:53 AM
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#12
I also cut my hand badly as a child
 
Feb 12, 2019 at 6:53 PM
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Once grabbed a lamp lightbulb while it was on and my hand low-key melted off when I was 5
 
Feb 14, 2019 at 9:31 AM
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#14
...expand dong on that? i wanna hear the story tbh if you're fine with sharing it
it sounds like steroids

be careful when you do drugs kids
 
Feb 16, 2019 at 10:10 AM
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#15
I once got my finger stuck between the hinge-side of a door. I swear my right thumb is still bigger than my left.
 
May 23, 2019 at 3:23 AM
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#16
I've been in a lot of situations where that should've been the case, but I lucked out on a lot of them. The dumbest would probably have been when I was a kid and I touched a jellyfish stinger that had washed up because I thought it would actually shock you like in the movies. Had a bad rash for a couple of days but that was about it.
 
May 23, 2019 at 5:32 PM
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#17
Oof. Everyone's stories are so interesting, legit the most dangerous thing I've done is floated out to sea on a pool floatie and got caught in a riptide.
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Nearly died, was saved. Now I absolutely hate water.
 
May 25, 2019 at 11:34 PM
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#18
I once ran at full speed into a wall just to see what would happen.
 
Jun 9, 2019 at 4:21 PM
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Jun 9, 2019 at 6:28 PM
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#20
I have a lot of shit, but here is a couple:
  1. I stuck my fingers into the electrical socket multiple times when I was younger (maybe 2 or 3 years old).
  2. When I was around 8, I lightly cut my eye on a grass blade by messing around with a hole in the net at soccer practice. (Luckily my eye healed and is just fine.)
  3. When I was 10, I got a staple stuck in my right thumb.
  4. Just a week or two ago, I got light cuts on my fingers from trying to adjust my fan and accidentally sticking my fingers inside. (I'm lucky it didn't take my fingers off.)
 
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