Stupid questions that, BY GOD you'll all answer with something stupid.

Family Tree Issues

So, if I'm his uncle, I'm Meta or andwhy's brother?
x.x
I'm not sure who I'd rather be related to.
But probably wouldn't want to be related to andwhy.
x3

 

Yes, yes you are. Look in your heart!


Well, you could either be my brother-in-law, or anywhy's brother-in-law.

 

Well, you could either be my brother-in-law, or anywhy's brother-in-law.

Which raises the question of you marrying andywhy.
@_@

 

Date could be adopted.

 

Date could be adopted.

I'm going to exit this conversation before my mind wanders to the thought of...
Wait.
Maybe...
Andwhy is the father of Date, but because he is such an fail, Meta adopted him?

And another thing:

Why is the Hermit Gunsmith a hermit? Gunsmithery is useful, why hide.

 

Turning fail into win is a good skill of mine.

And I explained the Hermit Gunsmith thing here: http://www.cavestory.org/forums/posts/51752/

 

Turning fail into win is a good skill of mine.

And I explained the Hermit Gunsmith thing here: http://www.cavestory.org/forums/posts/51752/

I think they kicked him out because he wasn't a Mimiga.
:3
Damn racist Mimiga village leaders, always kicking them humans out.

And lol, you're a failconverter.
Just like I'm a wtfconverter.
I convert wtf into lol.

Also, dun dun dun, 900th post!
x3

 

That's likely too.

We should get together one day to fix all the wtffail things in this world

 

You know, for such a richly plotted and detailed story line, Cave Story really does have a lot of silly questions.
Like.
Why does red water hurt you?
I mean, it's clearly not molten-material.
And it's probably not corrosive, or it would seriously eat the Cave.
I'm pretty sure the juice from a flower wouldn't effect a robotic construct.
So what else could it be?

And if we fixed all the wftfail, Meta, we'd put every humanitarian, goverment, military, and private organization in the toilet. Too much of the worlds resources are dedicated to fixing what's wrong with the way we fix what's wrong.

 

We should also talk about why a missile which in most cases can wipe out an entire city block can't kill a rabbit in one-hit.

Indeed, but that's not such a bad thing, is it?

 

Micro-rockets? Or maybe something akin to a Fragmentation RPG?
And for that matter, why are there random expansions to your missile launcher just laying around? Especially in Hell. Is there some God of Missiles raining expansions over this blasted slice of death and power known as the Island?

And it might not be a bad thing, Meta, but it would create a lot of work.
Hehe...
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

 

Haha, the same can be said about the health upgrades.

Meh, I wouldn't mind. haha

 

And another thing, where do the blocks fall from on the Balconey?
Also.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
But not me, I won the game. :3

Heh.
That's a quote from an old friend from my Gaiafag days.
Mistress Nika if I recall.
Also, I say we level Mount Everest to build a series of dikes for the Low Countries.

 

Plus, what is up with monsters dropping energy for your weapons?

Sounds good to me.

 

What's with the enemies dropping anything, period.
I mean, it's a common feature to RPG's and such to have monster drops, but still...

Also, use the worlds nuclear armament to bombard the moon into a further orbit, thus reducing tides. xD

GAH!
DAMN YOU ICON OF DISNEY INC., FOR SHARP FRAGMENTS OF YOUR GREEN APPLE RODENT EARS HAVE PENATRATED THE SOFT AND TENDER WOUNDS WITHIN MY MOUTH!

 

And another thing, where do the blocks fall from on the Balconey?

Probably just floating in the same way the island is, or get thrown a long distance considering the effect the island may have on gravity. *shrug* Not really a good answer though.

 

Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Because thats where Date shot him to.
Why's Quote's hat red?
Because he was created that way.
Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
Because there are guns.
Who shot the sheriff?
What Sheriff?
Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
'Cause
Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
'Cause
Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
Date is a cockroach?
Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
Jenka.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Kill you.
Why's Curly a blonde?
Cause that makes her hot.
Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
Because of PLAGUUUUUUU
What really happened to her parents?
She had parents?
Why's Balrog a square?
Because he doesn't wear pants.
Who's Date's father?
He's dead.
Mother?
Sue. Lol. Jk.
Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
She's young.
I found a penny!
You owe me .99 more cents for answering your questions.
Why are enemies multi-colored?
Because I splttered them with PLAGU sauce.
What re critters made of?
RE-CRITTERS? A NEW ENEMY?
What kind of a name is "Bat"?
an obvious one.
Why are the bosses so easy?
Monster X
Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
Nobody.
Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
It's the last battle.
I'm Batman.
'K
Since when did the moon have a song album?
Because the moonsong is awesome.
What are the ghosts shooting at you?
Crap.
Why are undead dragons considered undead?
Yeah. 'Cause
How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Because they're sisters.
Why am I asking such stupid questions?
Moron.
Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Because they're awesome.
Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Idk, last cave, maybe?
Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
Because you hit the ground and explode into scrap.
Why is Itoh such a pussy?
Because he's afraid of the Doctor's RAGEEEEEEEEEE
That's all Folks?
'K.

I answered them for you.

 

I prefer to answer many questions with a single answer rather than have a different answer for each question.

Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Why's Quote's hat red?
Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
Why's Curly a blonde?
Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
Why's Balrog a square?
Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
Why are enemies multi-colored?
Why are the bosses so easy?
Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
Why are undead dragons considered undead?
How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
Why is Itoh such a pussy?

Because Pixel said so.

Who shot the sheriff?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
What really happened to her parents?
Who's Date's father?
Mother?
What re critters made of?
Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
What are the ghosts shooting at you?

Your mom.

I found a penny!
What kind of a name is "Bat"?
I'm Batman.
Since when did the moon have a song album?
Why am I asking such stupid questions?
That's all Folks?

No.

 

I rather use just one answer for these questions instead of three.

Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Why's Quote's hat red?
Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
Who shot the sheriff?
Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Why's Curly a blonde?
Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
What really happened to her parents?
Why's Balrog a square?
Who's Date's father?
Mother?
Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
I found a penny!
Why are enemies multi-colored?
What re critters made of?
What kind of a name is "Bat"?
Why are the bosses so easy?
Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
I'm Batman.
Since when did the moon have a song album?
What are the ghosts shooting at you?
Why are undead dragons considered undead?
How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Why am I asking such stupid questions?
Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
Why is Itoh such a pussy?
That's all Folks?

Your Pixel.

 

Mimi is Japanese for 'ears' and the mimiga not only have large ears, but I believe that they mention them once or twice.