Stupid questions that, BY GOD you'll all answer with something stupid.

Mar 4, 2009 at 9:38 AM
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wedge of cheese said:
Because Pixel said so. That's what she said.
No U.

ZarroTsu said:
Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
According to Tezuka-sensei, everything starts at "Start Point"

Why's Quote's hat red?
According to Art, red is courage.

Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
According to Watsuki-sensei, gunsmith must be Hermit.

Who shot the sheriff?
According to the game, there was no sheriff.

Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
According to Icarus, mimi means ear, and ga is an abbreviation of gao. Tall ears

Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
According to WTF, it wants to be here. WTF.

Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
According to Psychology, horror is courage.

Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
According to me, you misspelled Gaudi. According to me again, Gau is Gao and Di is your younger brother. Tall brother. Btw I suck at Chinese btw.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
According to Klondike, it doesn't exist in the game. Difference in epicness too much.

Why's Curly a blonde?
According to Americans, blondes are dumbnuts. Yes, she got nuts.

Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
According to Jake, robots sleep with Mimigas.

What really happened to her parents?
According to Curly, she's a bastard

Why's Balrog a square?
According to everyone, Balrog's a toaster, and nothing else but Balrog.

Who's Date's father?
According to Date, Date Masamune.

Mother?
According to Yoda, your mom she is.

Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
According to SP-san, Sue only whines while getting laid, which is all the time.

I found a penny!
According to penny, mentioning her name is irrelevant here.

Why are enemies multi-colored?
According to Konami, Contra makes a game.

What re critters made of?
According to Chinese, rice flour + pork is everything. NO offense ever intended.

What kind of a name is "Bat"?
According to dic, Bat is how you spell the name of that flying mammal.

Why are the bosses so easy?
According to Amaya-sama, he's gonna slaughter you now.

Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
According to Wikipedia, gays don't get anything. According to Jake again, you get him.

Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
According to Captain Obvious,

I'm Batman.
According to The Joker, he hates you. According to Soviet Russia, The Joker hates YOU!!

Since when did the moon have a song album?
According to EMI, they didn't. Pixel-sama lied.

What are the ghosts shooting at you?
According to that guy in the Singaporean sitcom, easy come, easy ghost. I doubt anything's relevant anyway.

Why are undead dragons considered undead?
According to Ghost Whisperer, I see dead people. wait...

How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
According to Jim, sexist, or.... sexy? XD

Why am I asking such stupid questions?
According to ZarroTsu, he posted stupid questions.

Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
According to Kage, pitiful people wants pity.

Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
According to my brain, it worked hard in the same way just now.

Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
According to the island, you lose if he hates you.

Why is Itoh such a pussy?
According to Momorin, Itoh is a boy.

That's all Folks?
According to the Balcony, it doesn't want to be too big.
According to 10 charactersdumbshit,
 
Mar 14, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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ZarroTsu said:
Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Boldface
Why's Quote's hat red?
It is not Quote's hat
Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
Pixel said so.
Who shot the sheriff?
I did.
Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
Pixel said so.
Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Jacob said so.
Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
Roaches, in MY cock?
Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
Because you are a baby
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Fuck you're mom
Why's Curly a blonde?
Because she has a dick.
Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
They are not her children
What really happened to her parents?
She is a robot
Why's Balrog a square?
Balrog is a cube
Who's Date's father?
JacobX891
Mother?
Yes, she is indeed, you're mother
Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
Sue is dead
I found a penny!
No you did not.
Why are enemies multi-colored?
Paint
What re critters made of?
Paint
What kind of a name is "Bat"?
Paint
Why are the bosses so easy?
Paint
Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
Kazuma
Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
According to Captain Obvious
I'm Batman.
According to 10charactersdumbshit
Since when did the moon have a song album?
Kurr Lee Braise
What are the ghosts shooting at you?
Penis pudding
Why are undead dragons considered undead?
bescuose guns
How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Sisters
Why am I asking such stupid questions?
You are a troll.
Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Mimigas do not have names
Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
I always called it 'Final Cave'
Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
You were never seen again
Why is Itoh such a pussy?
You are?
That's all Folks?
Ha ha ha, I'm using the Internet
 
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