May 10, 2018 at 1:50 AM
I think the most danger they'd be in is from the Butes flying wildly around, but they'd probably splatter like bugs on a windshield, so..."Hey, Quote! The enemies have no idea that they can just shoot below our umbrellas!"
"Come to the Floating Island, a beautiful paradise filled with giant frogs, bats, an evil eldritch piece of headwear, giant bugs, an iron-masked fish, and lovely scenery! Also, ghosts, golems, an ancient machine guardian, and many, many more fantastic things. Just fill out these forms saying we're not liable for any injuries that may occur."