Random Text Adventure Game (until it gets pics, then it's a random MSPA-type game)

Jun 23, 2009 at 4:09 AM
Cold Agony of Resolute Vacuum
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The knife strikes the stone and a horrible shriek is heard.
A small scaled creature flashes red in agony as the knife has sliced through its tail.
Kill it or help it?
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 4:20 AM
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Kill it. Why else would I be carrying a big knife? To kill stuff.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 4:23 AM
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The creature wails and spits a thick purple ooze into your eye in its death throws. A short moment later you fall to the floor convulsing in a fevered fit as the creatures spit corrodes your eye. Through your fever, you hear horrible whisperings.

Listen to what they say?
Y/N
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 4:33 AM
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N, you're in too much pain.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 4:37 AM
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The fever subsides, the world slowly coming together, before you discover you are blind in one eye and you chewed off your left index finger during the fever. You are in possession of nothing of any use.

Scrounge for usefull items?
Y/N
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 4:51 AM
Cold Agony of Resolute Vacuum
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You find a "Wonderfull Canopener" that is "Similar as items seen on TV!". It has a very sharp metal wheel but is designed for maxiumum safety.
Continue searching or try to make an escape?
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 5:05 AM
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You find a can with no label.
Open it or continue searching?
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 6:08 AM
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Fire1052 said:
What in God's name is a hidden voice? You can't see sound normally, so how can it be hidden any more than it normally is?
In a rogue-like game we can see what he is saying, but do you know what his voice sounds like? :D

p.s. I vote that the next small scaled creature gets helped.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 6:39 AM
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OH. EXPLOSM STORY THREAD. DO IT JACOB.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 8:32 AM
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a mysterious shadowy figure gives captain something...

*Captain Fabulous recieved his STOLEN EYE!*

????: it is time that this was returned to its rightful owner.
prove to me that you can stop the power of a dragon...
for i was never able to do so...

*you dont even get an option.
you're fucking accepting this task
like it or not*
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 8:46 AM
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Oh. GOD.

Whyme, you would make possibly the WORST GM in the history of everything.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 9:00 AM
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Shall we settle this now???
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 9:35 AM
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You're... Just awful.

It is resolved. (Settled, whatever.)
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 10:35 AM
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heheh...
Yeah I know.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 5:55 PM
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Continuity error: Eye was desroyed by lizard spit, not stolen.

Inside the can, you find a broadsword, 3 Gold Coins and a set of Worn Leather Armor. The can disinitigrates.

Continue searching or attempt to find and exit?
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 8:28 PM
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Find an exit. The Blades will help you through the sewers.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 10:40 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Find an exit. The Blades will help you through the sewers.

No they won't. They all die but Baurus and he just sits there with the emperor's deadness.

Once you get out of the ruiny part, the sewers are yours alone to venture.
 
Jun 23, 2009 at 10:44 PM
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Okay, eat the Amulet of Kings for a permanent 40 Stamina boost.
 
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