Picking up girls.

May 18, 2011 at 1:38 AM
/end
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: Apr 29, 2008
Location:
Posts: 2459
Age: 19
Yakkers said:
What is this, are you implying I've ever even tried to pick up a girl?
Pffft, haha.

Epic post right here.

cultr1 said:
Why does gender matter in this issue?

I don't know. Most likely doesn't. I am just bored and felt like being bored on the forum. :p
 
May 18, 2011 at 1:52 AM
http://imgur.com/EuvCtsQ
"In Soviet Russia, graves keep YOU!"
Join Date: May 2, 2010
Location: beverly hills is where i WANT to be
Posts: 743
Age: 29
well more people are straight so like

statistics or whatever
 
May 18, 2011 at 1:57 AM
A old relic from older days
"..."
Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
Location:
Posts: 376
Age: 31
I've never actively looked for a date, but I do have a girlfriend. She's an awesome gal, very intelligent, very friendly, and very much into politics. It's doomed to end pretty soon, though... once I ship off for college after the summer, that'll be the end of it. We just started dating a little under a month ago with that immediately established.
 
May 18, 2011 at 1:57 AM
Been here way too long...
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: Apr 19, 2009
Location:
Posts: 3788
Age: 17
I've tried to pick up girls before.
They pretty much have to be prepubescent or I can't hold them up very long at all.
 
May 18, 2011 at 2:08 AM
A old relic from older days
"..."
Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
Location:
Posts: 376
Age: 31
Captain Fabulous said:
I've tried to pick up girls before.
They pretty much have to be prepubescent or I can't hold them up very long at all.

hold it up*


...I am terrible.
 
May 18, 2011 at 2:18 AM
http://imgur.com/EuvCtsQ
"In Soviet Russia, graves keep YOU!"
Join Date: May 2, 2010
Location: beverly hills is where i WANT to be
Posts: 743
Age: 29
Cripplechair I love yah. I love yah so much
 
May 18, 2011 at 3:23 AM
Junior Member
"Fresh from the Bakery"
Join Date: Apr 14, 2011
Location: Mexico
Posts: 19
Age: 29
mmm...

I LOVE BANANAS!!!!!

Csowned.gif
 
May 18, 2011 at 3:29 AM
graters gonna grate
"Heavy swords for sale. Suitable for most RPG Protagonists. Apply now!"
Join Date: Jul 2, 2008
Location: &
Posts: 1886
Age: 31
Oddly enough, there was one summer at Blue Lake Fine Arts Camp when there were just like girls all over me. It was the weirdest thing, since that's never happened to me at any other point in my life. It probably had something to do with the fact that I played a very lyrical/romantic original composition of mine at the talent show and the fact that probably about 90% of the people at BLFAC are musicians (a few people go for visual art, theater, or dance, but the vast majority go for music). Yet even before the talent show, I had an unusually high number of female admirers. I was so thrown by it, and all the other guys in my cabin were jealous :p.
 
May 18, 2011 at 3:32 AM
Been here way too long...
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: Jan 4, 2008
Location: Lingerie, but also, like, fancy curtains
Posts: 3054
it's the stache.
 
May 18, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Pirate Member
"Heavy swords for sale. Suitable for most RPG Protagonists. Apply now!"
Join Date: Dec 26, 2007
Location: Lithuania
Posts: 1946
I have come to the conclusion that only Meta has serious game.
 
May 18, 2011 at 6:46 AM
Bonds that separate us
Forum Administrator
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: Aug 20, 2006
Location:
Posts: 2846
Age: 33
It's pretty easy if you can grab them from behind. A tummy lift technically counts, but if you want to go for the real deal you have to get under their arms and legs in one quick motion.
 
May 18, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Starbound sucked sadly
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: Jan 7, 2007
Location:
Posts: 2587
Age: 34
Balfrog said:
mmm...

I LOVE BANANAS!!!!!

Csowned.gif

Wtf how the hell did you find my gif, that things old as hell
 
May 18, 2011 at 8:11 AM
/end
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: Apr 29, 2008
Location:
Posts: 2459
Age: 19
DoubleThink said:
It's pretty easy if you can grab them from behind. A tummy lift technically counts, but if you want to go for the real deal you have to get under their arms and legs in one quick motion.

Easiest way to sweep a girl off her feet.
 
May 18, 2011 at 8:15 AM
Lvl 1
Forum Moderator
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: May 28, 2008
Location: PMMM MMO
Posts: 3713
Age: 31
My dad always told me that it would be easier to pick up more girls if I went to the gym more often. And what do you know, he was right.
 
May 19, 2011 at 1:22 AM
http://imgur.com/EuvCtsQ
"In Soviet Russia, graves keep YOU!"
Join Date: May 2, 2010
Location: beverly hills is where i WANT to be
Posts: 743
Age: 29
this one time at fine arts camp...
 
May 19, 2011 at 4:50 AM
Senior Member
"This is the greatest handgun ever made! You have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky?"
Join Date: Apr 30, 2010
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 122
Age: 29
I got that bitch some money.





Bitches love money.
 
May 24, 2011 at 2:04 AM
Senior Member
"Master using it, and you can have this!"
Join Date: Jun 28, 2009
Location:
Posts: 70
Age: 31
when it happens ill tell ya
 
May 24, 2011 at 2:20 AM
Only Love, Maximum Love, Forever
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
Join Date: May 6, 2009
Location: somewhere new
Posts: 2137
Age: 29
I just use my stunning good looks and razor-sharp wit to reel 'em in, girls be all over me.

How do you say no to a face like this?
xzrqJl.jpg


You don't.
 
Top