Noxid's Monthly Game Challenge - Scores Galore(s)!

Mar 23, 2013 at 7:44 PM
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Something Random : after I stopped recording yesterday, I put Warp Tunnel in buggy full-screen; this allows for cheat worthy fast right movement, the higher your resolution the faster you can turn to the right...
I was spinning for 5 - 10 seconds doing 360s and tried going backwards... lol

Too bad high res. full screen doesn't work properly though, it would be slick.
 
Mar 23, 2013 at 8:49 PM
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Mar 24, 2013 at 5:18 AM
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Sorry Meta
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I don't know how much longer I can do this either though, holy shit
 
Mar 25, 2013 at 3:34 AM
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Ugh Yakkers how could you

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Mar 25, 2013 at 4:06 AM
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I think this is a great idea, it'd spark some interest back into the boards. Anyway, here's my best attempt at it.
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My first attempt I had a time under 1 second. (Dem curves, sometimes messes you up when you start)
 
Mar 25, 2013 at 6:25 AM
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arrrr, meta and yakkers, too much for me....
JACOB 51?!



My final entry : 36.0
A nice whole number... seems like a good place to give up...
 
Mar 27, 2013 at 9:13 AM
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FUCK THIS GAME
fuck this game
FUCK THIS GAME
fuck this game
FUCK THIS GAME

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Mar 27, 2013 at 12:11 PM
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This took me a while because game insisted on throwing steep gradients at me. I'll probably leave it there unless there's more competition for my glorious 4th place spot :pignon:
 
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:20 PM
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MetaSeraphim said:
FUCK THIS GAME
fuck this game
FUCK THIS GAME
fuck this game
FUCK THIS GAME

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woah, did you legitimately get 52 seconds?
I thought the only way Jacob managed it was by having an immensely slow computer that lagged the game and made it easier. I was actually going to raise the question of whether it was actually legitimate :V
 
Mar 27, 2013 at 4:15 PM
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No full screen tricks, no lagging tricks, just 5-7 hours of playing (I have a lot of free time. :l) until I had a really lucky run. I was getting about 32-38 average and then hit that score out of nowhere, I came so very, very close to skipping over it because I was getting so used to just clicking restart over and over again.


In short, fuck this game.
 
Mar 27, 2013 at 6:13 PM
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Your exploits on Warp Tunnel are the stuff of legend, you have achieved :

EDIT: Sorry that clip never felt more fitting...
I wish you and Jacob had recorded getting that score, you must have lightning reflexes..!
 
Mar 28, 2013 at 1:48 AM
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In the interests of people not killing themselves / loved ones over this game and to get something fresh in the slot I think I'll settle on the 31st of March to be the last day for submission and from then-on do bi-weekly game switches, since there's more activity in this thread than I originally anticipated.

The next game will be a bit more challenging and have some yknow, actual mechanics.
 
Mar 28, 2013 at 4:32 PM
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Edit: why the fuck can't I embed images holy shit
 
Mar 28, 2013 at 4:44 PM
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Yakkers said:
Edit: why the fuck can't I embed images holy shit
Noxid said:
also: puush images probably won't work unless you a) get the image url directly (ending with .jpg or whatever) or b) it just doesn't allow hotlinking.
try use imgur or snaggy
otherwise it's just ipb being shitty
 
Mar 28, 2013 at 5:24 PM
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This is it for now, but I'll try to get better times l8r
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EDIT: I like this so much. Regardless how simple is it, it's so fun...l think Wedge should upload it to Acid Play or similar freeware sites :)
 
Mar 29, 2013 at 11:21 PM
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Noxid said:
try use imgur or snaggy
otherwise it's just ipb being shitty
Wasn't a puush image, it was a gif and it kept stuffing it inside the quote and deleting half the image tag
 
Apr 1, 2013 at 6:31 AM
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I almost forgot to upload this
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I'm only bothering for the sake of beating Noxid, because I'm sure he worked hard to get that score.
 
Apr 1, 2013 at 6:49 AM
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Totes, good job.
Alright, this is the cutoff line for Warp Tunnel, and I'll tally the results later / when I have time. In the meantime, the next game I have lined up is:

~~DASH DA-DASH DX~~

The image pretty much says it all:
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This is a jacked up hypey arcade scorefest that will provide quick gameplay and lots of potential for improvement. Fair warning, this game has loud music and retina-blasting visuals so those faint of heart may want to turn down the sound and graphics before playing. You can play either mode you want, but I'm pretty sure that EX mode is the only way to get the big scores. Good luck!

Download from the site: http://renard.teknolust.org/ddd/
 
Apr 1, 2013 at 7:08 AM
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2,495,026 so far. I should probably post some proof but it's 2:30 over here so imma sleep first.
 
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