Nitronic Rush

Nov 18, 2011 at 2:32 AM
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Hey losers. What games are you guys playing now?
Skyrim? Saint's Row 3? Well I have some news, those games are for FUCKING PUSSIES

Welcome to
NITRONIC RUSH

THE COOLEST FUCKING SHIT ON THE PLANET



Watch this and cry tears of manly AWESOMENESS
Don't you DARE watch that in ANYTHING but 720p fullscreen, you idiot motherfuckers

This game's the fucking coolest shit to ROCK YOUR FUCKING WORLD
If Tron, Audiosurf, and Progressive House had a baby, this game would FUCKING KILL IT INSTANTLY WITH ITS BADASSERY

YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE THAT SHIT, ITS FUCKING COOLER THAN YOUR MOTHER


THIS GAME IS THE BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF A GROUP OF COLLEGE STUDENTS, IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD

IT WAS BUILT FROM FUCKING SCRATCH IN C++ BITCHES, CAN YOUR PRECIOUS BATTLEFIELD 3 CLAIM THAT WITH ITS PUSSY FROSTBITE ENGINE?
YOU BET YOURS SORRY ASS IT CAN'T

Not enough?
Well HOLD ON TO YOUR DICK BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL

The ENTIRE FUCKING GAME IS IN TIME TO THE MUSIC, WITH FLASHING MINES AND LASERS AND FUCKING ROCKS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY

Not enough?
THE MUSIC LAYERS MORE SHIT ON WHEN YOU BLOW UP OR START FUCKING FLYING THROUGH THE SKY, IT'S TOTALLY DYNAMIC IN
EVERY
FUCKING
LEVEL


Well now that I've BLOWN YOUR FUCKING MIND, you're going to go crying to your Mommy for money so you can buy it, right?
WRONG, THIS SHIT'S FOR FREE

Yeah, you heard me motherfucker, these developers are SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU ARE THAT THEY'RE GIVING THEIR FUCKING STELLAR GAME FOR JACK SHIT

SO YOU GET YOURSELF NITRONIC RUSH TODAY, AND BE THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER IN YOUR ENTIRE CITY

EDIT: I'M AN IDIOT, TAKE THIS
http://nitronic-rush.com/

EDIT2:
WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING RACING GAME?
FUCK THAT SHIT, RACING GAMES ARE FOR PUSSIES

NITRONIC RUSH IS ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL, YOU KEEP YOUR ASS ALIVE OR YOU FAIL, NONE OF THAT PUSSY RACING SHIT

SO GO GET IT
 
Nov 18, 2011 at 3:57 AM
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Acid and driving are definitely not a good combo.

I'll still play it.

Ka-bam, Son!
 
Nov 18, 2011 at 4:53 AM
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Good choice.
I actually really love this game, today marked my 4th playthtrough of it :D
 
Nov 18, 2011 at 2:45 PM
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FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

DOWNLOADING
THIS SHIT
RIGHT
nOW
 
Nov 18, 2011 at 5:34 PM
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Actually, it's free because it's a DigiPen game, and thus it's illegal for the creators to charge for it.
Still. Official 2010-2011 DigiPen game of the year right there. XP

Well, if someone posted this, maybe I'll post ours later...
 
Nov 18, 2011 at 6:08 PM
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What's a DigiPen?
 
Nov 18, 2011 at 10:16 PM
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Noxid said:
What's a DigiPen?

Uh... The canadian game-maker academy, maybe? õwo
 
Nov 18, 2011 at 10:38 PM
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https://www.digipen.edu/

Have you heard of Portal? Have you heard of the game it was based on, Narbacular Drop? That is a product of DigiPen. The same team worked on both games.
 
Nov 19, 2011 at 10:52 PM
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I have finished Story mode recently. It's a classic game genre remixed with the graphics of today for free. AI/multiplayer would be nice.
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 4:50 PM
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Apologies to the mods ill be using all caps.


CULT, YOU WERE RIGHT! NITRONIC RUSH IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVER!!! SO AWESOME MY PC CANT RUN IT WITHOUT LAG!
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 6:29 PM
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The small amount of attention this thread is getting is
NITRAGIC
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 7:34 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
The small amount of attention this thread is getting is
NITRAGIC

Yeah it's
TOO BAD
That no one is trying out this wonderful freeware game, wouldn't you say?
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 10:44 PM
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Omega said:
Apologies to the mods ill be using all caps.


CULT, YOU WERE RIGHT! NITRONIC RUSH IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVER!!! SO AWESOME MY PC CANT RUN IT WITHOUT LAG!

Does your system meet the admittedly-vague system requirements/recommendations?

•Windows 7 / Vista / XP
•Xbox 360 Controller
•High quality headphones/speakers
•High end Nvidia or ATI graphics card
•Dual core processor (Intel Core 2 Duo)
•4GB RAM
•1GB Hard Drive Space
 
Nov 21, 2011 at 3:34 AM
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Controller optional, I did it without.

There is an achievement for using one, however.

EDIT: no, those are recommended system requirements bro, I played with dual-core processor and 2 GB ram, ran well.
I did have to turn down the resoloution, though.
 
Nov 21, 2011 at 5:23 PM
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cultr1 said:
Controller optional, I did it without.

There is an achievement for using one, however.

EDIT: no, those are recommended system requirements bro, I played with dual-core processor and 2 GB ram, ran well.
I did have to turn down the resoloution, though.

Hence "requirements/recommendations"? And being lacking in the graphics card department would have a lot more profound of an effect than not having quite as much RAM as they suggest, for example.
 
Nov 26, 2011 at 2:43 PM
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Damn Digipen and their fucking badasserys.
 
Nov 26, 2011 at 3:41 PM
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FUCK IT I'M FUCKING DOWNFUCKINGLOADING IT RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW
 
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