May 11, 2018 at 12:33 AM
At least they’ve had all the models lying around for 8 billion yearsMeanwhile at NICALiS HQ
Tyrone: Profits are down 50%. It turns out people only want to play our games if they have crossovers or are ports.
Marketing Team: Add every characters we have rights to into that new game.
Tyrone: That puzzle game we are making for the iPhone
Marketing Team: Yes that one but make it a switch exclusive
Tyrone: This is a brilliant idea. What should be the release date?
Development Team: We haven't even started yet...
Tyrone: Decemeber 2018 it is!
Development Team: God damn it Tyrone