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Jul 18, 2010 at 1:35 AM
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Is awesome. And she can do stuff with it.

What's it made of? Some kind of crazy magic wood or some shit. I want one.

I always thought that it was some sort of special family heirloom passed down from Jenka. Wooden and simple, but nonetheless effective.

And just imagine all the things she can do with it.

Please no sexual references; this is a family friendly Christian forum!
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:39 AM
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She makes bats with it. And lightning.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:41 AM
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And big black balls. Don't forget her big black balls
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:49 AM
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And big black balls. Don't forget her big black balls
Big black balls that shoot lightning!
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:50 AM
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Mmm. Big black balls of thunder.

Also, when she turned into psycho furry lizard Misery, where did her staff go?
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:51 AM
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Can't all black balls shoot lightning?
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:52 AM
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If they did, then African American males would come with a bigger warning label.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:56 AM
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I ripped off the tag when I got mine.

my black ball, that is :confused:
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:58 AM
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That's illegal!

So, for the sake of being on topic: Furry Misery ate her staff to be more powerful
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 2:06 AM
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You need some kind of weapon when you're short like Misery. She probably just uses it for whacking people.off
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 2:53 AM
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Being short doesn't matter when you can fly!
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:48 AM
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IRC said:
<Fire1052> Most female porn stars need adult diapers by age 40 because their anus is a little too widened to recover.
<Fire1052> So what if Misery needs her staff to plug her anus because she is hundreds of years old and has been in Japanese child pornography several times in her life due to her lack of aging?
There's my two cents.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:54 AM
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And also the fact that she has been enslaved by so many previous masters of the crown. They probably used her for "entertainment" purposes and made her do all types of naughty things with her staff.

And she loved it.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:56 AM
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Well, they probably made some money off of her, too. Mindless child slave? Eat your heart out, internet. The crown-bearer MAKES the laws on the island. Nobody gonna stop him from distributed CP.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 7:18 AM
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To say that I don't even would be an understatement.
I don't know guys, the blatant sexuality just doesn't feel like it used to. I feel obligated to do it, and my heart just isn't in it.
We need someone else to make it feel natural.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 8:01 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
We need someone else to make it feel natural.
Are you implying what I think you're implying?
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 8:11 AM
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>implying implications
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 8:47 AM
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The staff is probably just for focusing magic and would likely not be the source of Misery's magic.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 10:44 AM
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Besides it's too long to be used as a didlo effectively. I've seen this gif that explains everything, but unfortunately I can't post it. Fuck you whyandisit!
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:19 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
You need some kind of weapon when you're short like Misery. She probably just uses it for whacking people.off
Well anyway...

Besides, if you get the Good Ending:
In the creidts it shows Misery standing up at the Balcony, looking off into the sunset. She looks pretty tall there, taller than Quote.
 
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