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Oct 10, 2013 at 7:48 PM
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Sandzone drinking:
 
Oct 10, 2013 at 7:49 PM
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Guys. I didn't intent for 1 whole person to drink the whole recipe. I meant it to be poured out into other cups evenly.
 
Oct 10, 2013 at 8:24 PM
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#43
Captain Fabulous said:
Parkraft basically just made a flammable smoothie with a coconut floating in it.
I accidentally blended all of the ingredients together and now I can't drink it because the entire coconut didn't blend in!! What the hell!! Now there's an entire coconut in my drink!!

Also I died of alcohol poisoning. 3/10
 
Oct 10, 2013 at 8:39 PM
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Which is why Curly Brace wanted to kill you when you first get in the Martini house.
 
Oct 10, 2013 at 9:14 PM
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I was in one of my moods.
 
Oct 10, 2013 at 11:31 PM
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If the dog in that image was Hajime, the same dog you obtain from Curly's residence then we can assume that the place really is a bar.
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 12:06 AM
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And now it's dry on the rocks.
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 12:07 AM
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#48
Wild Desu said:


I was in one of my moods.
This is now my favorite thing in this thread.
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 1:48 AM
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Love it desu.
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 3:01 AM
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Thank you thank you.

We all know it's true, anyway
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 3:14 AM
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I flipping love it, Desu. I need more of this stuff.
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 5:01 AM
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Oct 11, 2013 at 10:13 PM
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Since you have to teleport there, how far do you think it is from the village?, there must be a good story behind this so called bar! Wait,
Curly's Panties

Finds it in dark room inside a bar

Nothing else is told

I wonder why that room was there...cough*
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 10:31 PM
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Robot Hangover? I guess that's why Misery and (maybe) Kazuma know Quote, and that Quote and Curly Brace couldn't remember anything before the game story even started.
 
Oct 11, 2013 at 10:37 PM
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It's all coming together, it all started at the bar
 
Oct 14, 2013 at 6:33 AM
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Isn't that how every good story starts? It's always over a beer, not going to hear of a war over crackers and some water.
 
Oct 14, 2013 at 9:44 PM
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I guess that makes sense for Super Mario Bros., then.
 
Nov 22, 2013 at 9:41 PM
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#58
Parkraft123 said:
--The Curly Brace--
Ingredints:
1 Cups of Rum
Half Cup Strawberrys
Half Cup Blueberries
Quarter Cup Orange Juice
1 Coconut
--How to make--
Put Strawberrys, Blueberries and 2 Cups of Rum with O.J in blender. Blend untill it becomes a nice substance. Pour into glasses. Garnish the drink with some curly shavings of coconut. Serve with orange on side of the glass and straw in the glass. Enjoy :)
P.S I never tried this out, besides, I'm not old enough to drink alcohol.

EDIT: CHANGED 2 CUPS OF RUM TO 1 CUP OF RUM SO NO ONE GETS OVERLY DRUNK!
Alright you shitlers, I'm gonna show you just how much of a bad idea it is to invent mix drinks when you're 12 and know literally nothing about mixology

let's start off with all the ingredients for a bad decision night, starring some of the cheapest rum you can buy. The chips are a necessary part of the ritual to provide a buffer for this inevitable swill.

Amazingly, I had exactly 1 cup of rum left in my bottle. As per the instructions, I added it to my blender twice.

At this point I'm basically looking at a handful of berries floating in alcohol. It would've been even worse if I'd actually followed the recipe, I used twice as much of each non-alcohol ingredient here as it called for by mistake.

A light haze of smoke rises from the surface of the brew as I open the lid. A feeling of apprehension and fear creeps over me, but I must be brave, for science.

There, my concoction is finished. Only one thing left to do.

beautiful.


After this I took the glass and retired to my room, and steeled myself for the inevitable. I'd have to drink this thing. Sure, it looked like a delicious smoothie, but knowing that it was mostly alcohol didn't help anything for a person like me that doesn't really drink, and the smell alone was kind of offputting. Also who puts coconut on strawberries and blueberry??

But I had to do it. For the good of my people. For the good of everyone.

*sip*
Code:
18:07:12 Noxid: hheurgh
oh god it's 10x worse than I'd even imagined. It just tastes like an alcoholic slurry, and there were leftover strawberry chunks that didn't get blended properly that prevented me from being able to drink it quickly and get it over with


Code:
18:12:09 Noxid: I scooped some strawbs out
18:13:05 Noxid: blech
18:13:06 Noxid: ok
18:13:17 Noxid: it's like
18:13:21 Noxid: almost half gone
Removing the strawberry chunks made it easier to down but no easier to stomach.
Luckily I have a bunch of very supportive friends providing lots of encouraging words that make everything alright.
Code:
18:20:14 CptFabulous: please take pics of yourself getting soooooooooooo drunk and then post them on fb
18:20:14 GIR: lol
18:20:21 Attheshows_: Yes
18:20:23 Attheshows_: And then add me
18:20:27 Attheshows_: bcus im 4cool
18:20:35 Noxid: how about no shows
18:20:40 Attheshows_: B-buh
18:20:49 CptFabulous: dont forget to tag yourself also people who aren't in the picture
18:20:58 Noxid: ofc
18:20:59 Attheshows_: And don't forget hashtags
18:21:08 CptFabulous: #cstsf
18:21:11 GIR: tag GIR and be all like "IT WAS HIS IDEA"
18:21:15 Attheshows_: #drunk
18:21:16 CptFabulous: #baddecisionnight
18:21:18 SEBTi: *so drunkkkkkkkkkkkk
18:21:32 Noxid: #mixdrinksinventedbyminors
18:21:42 Attheshows_: #alcohol
18:21:51 Attheshows_: #imdrunklol
18:21:57 CptFabulous: #twiceasmuchfruitasineeded
18:22:05 Attheshows_: #nutritious
18:22:36 CptFabulous: #vitaminc
18:22:47 Noxid: #getrekd
18:22:56 Attheshows_: #yolo
Every sip I feel like I die a little more inside. By 18:25, I could feel it starting to hit me.

Code:
18:29:34 Noxid: ok I finished all of what I had poured
18:29:41 GIR: what you had poured/
18:29:42 GIR: ?
18:29:48 Noxid: there's a smidge in the freezer
18:29:53 Noxid: bc i couldnt fit it all in one glass
18:29:55 GIR: no noxid you must
18:30:00 GIR: finish it
18:30:04 GIR: get that smidge
18:30:04 Noxid: omg
18:30:06 GIR: and be a mannn
GIR was relentless in his badgering, so I left to get the rest of my boozie (that's smoothie and booze mixed). I ran into one of my cohabitants in the kitchen and we had a short chat which I'm sure was very amusing for him.


Code:
18:44:04 Noxid: ok it's all gone
18:44:04 Noxid: I beat it
I had defeated the curly brace. But the battle was not over. As I slowly lost touch with what was going on around me, I did the only logical thing: stream a playthrough of some bullshit art game, the result of which can be found here: http://www.livestream.com/noxid/video?clipId=pla_297cbed5-65fb-4912-b3f5-ea01c988294d

With that completed, I retired for the night to lay down and forget the world, and what it had done to me by creating this terrible beverage.
 
Nov 22, 2013 at 9:50 PM
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2013 kanpachi award for best post incoming

Aar said:
I don't think anyone really cares
Also I'd just like to point out that this is only one tiny step above posting "idk" to yahoo answers questions on the "completely and utterly useless posts" ladder
 
Nov 22, 2013 at 9:56 PM
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#60
Oh my god noxid do you need a doctor
 
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