May 20, 2010 at 1:44 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he once stole Chuck Norris's car.
WHILE CHUCK NORRIS WAS DRIVING IT.
WHILE CHUCK NORRIS WAS DRIVING IT.
Kanpachi is so badass that...
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May 20, 2010 at 1:47 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he is actually catching fish the entire time you're talking to him, and it's so fast that you never even notice.
May 20, 2010 at 2:02 AM
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How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?
Not as much as Kanpachi......
He's that badass.
Not as much as Kanpachi......
He's that badass.
May 20, 2010 at 2:39 AM
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How much Kan can Kanpachi can if Kanpachi can patch E?
Too fucking much. That's how much.
Too fucking much. That's how much.
May 20, 2010 at 2:25 PM
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We've been over this, Serge. Kanpachi IS soviet Russia.
EDIT: DO NOT DOUBLE-POST! IT MAKES N0XID MAD! Delete one of those. edit the other to say what you want.
EDIT: DO NOT DOUBLE-POST! IT MAKES N0XID MAD! Delete one of those. edit the other to say what you want.
May 20, 2010 at 3:30 PM
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Well as long as it doesn't make Kanpachi mad, we're okay. (And I once had like over 10 consecutive posts and Noxid didn't seem to mind. SP was a little ticked though...)
May 20, 2010 at 3:39 PM
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i once tried to soulsteal a loaf of kanpachi and oh god it was terrifying i was badass for like ever
May 20, 2010 at 3:42 PM
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WhosTony said:
Actually, he hacked my brain.
In BASIC.
With a typewriter.
Kanpachi is so badass that he can post without getting of.
Kanpachi is so badass he can break CS continuity.
In the Plantation he always has the same dialogue, whether you talked to him or not. HE KNOWS.
EDIT: It was actually Kanpachi who built this. In a cave. With a box of scraps. Tony Stark owes Kanpachi for that.
May 20, 2010 at 4:02 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he IS 42 ( the answer to the universe, life, and everything.) IN DISGUISE!!!
May 20, 2010 at 4:36 PM
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Jenka is so old, you cannot comprehend how old she is. Kanpachi is older than she is.
May 20, 2010 at 6:18 PM
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Mr. Fist said:
Bet'chya didn't know Kanpachi came in loaves, did'ya? He's THAT badass.
May 20, 2010 at 6:25 PM
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Even a mere FLAKE of Kanpachi's dandruff can blind people!
... When stared at too long.
... When stared at too long.
May 23, 2010 at 4:56 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he IS hell.
Whoops, i mean hell x2.
which makes you HAVE to go down with one health and lvl 3 nemesis.
Badass.
Whoops, i mean hell x2.
which makes you HAVE to go down with one health and lvl 3 nemesis.
Badass.