Insert X, Receive Y

You receive CancerDead Tetanus
I insert A Forum-Based Game

 

You get a video.

I insert OID CardO

 

You get a lowered shield.
I insert RPG Maker 2000.

 

You get a shitty game with boring mechanics, flat graphics and awful writing, because that's what happens when you make something easy enough for a child to do.

I insert the Matrix trilogy.

 

You get 1 good movie and 2 shitty movies.

I insert Chrono Trigger.

 

You get a time paradox !!11!!1!.


I insert a death penalty.

 

You get An Angry Liberal Mob Outside Your House.

I insert 5 Rupees.

 

You receive TINGLE TINGLE KOOLIMPAH~

I insert the Heavy Weapons Guy.

 

You wait 12 Seconds, and get a Shitty Hat.

I insert Gabe N.

 

You do not receive Episode 3

I insert an alphabet

 

You get numbers.

I insert Black sabbath

 

You get The Hulk.

I insert Two Coins to Continue.

 

You get another game over. Insert two coins to continue.

I insert about five dozen eggs put in a bowl and mixed the fuck out.

 

You get a nice bowl of salmonella

Insert bacon

 

Receive button

I insert an non-understood refrance

 

(Don't worry, I got it)

Receive confusion

Insert empty can

 

receive empty bottle.

insert my signature.

 

You receive your avatar.
I insert GTFO.

 

You receive GTFI.

I insert the meaning of life (not 42).

 

You received a FALCON PAWCH. You were never seen again.

I insert the letter X.