Insert X, Receive Y

You receive nothing, starve to death, and die alone
Bear meat

I insert Captain Benjamin Sisko

 

You recive Nostalgia?

I insert another mimiga fur coat?

 

You recieve FABULOUS fur jacket with slick mimiga fur.

I insert Noxid.

 

You receive a ban!

I insert a please close this cancerous thread card.

 

You receive a [/thread]!

I insert yet another post.

 

You receive sadness.

I insert melancholy…

 

You receive a defention!

noun
1.
a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.
"an air of melancholy surrounded him"
synonyms: desolation, sadness, pensiveness, woe, sorrow, melancholia; More
antonyms: cheerfulness, happiness
another term for melancholia (as a mental condition).
historical
another term for black bile.
adjective
adjective: melancholy
1.
having a feeling of melancholy; sad and pensive.
"she felt a little melancholy"
synonyms: sad, sorrowful, desolate, melancholic, mournful, lugubrious, gloomy, pensive; More

I insert Myself. Some assembly required.

 

You receive an instruction manual




I insert a ratchet retchet

 

You recieve a racket.

I insert melancholy piano!

 

You receive no understanding of what you're saying.

I don't insert anything.

 

You receive sympathy. [Cheer up Polaris!]

I insert a Skitty.

 

You receive Skittles!


I insert yet another mimiga fur coat (I have allot of these lying around, this one has a scar on it).

 

@Polaris I thought you hated that...

You receive the same fur coat as before with a scratch.

I insert PonChiChi.

 

You receive a Cease and Desist order!


I insert nothing at all.

 

You receive

Spoiler

Nothing at all (DUH DUH DUHHHHHHH!) that was anti climatic.

I insert a mimiga fur coat to wear and some mimiga fur boats and the doctors crown. the cave story tribute forums.

 

you get a restraining order (not clicking your shit)


I insert a http://www.ebay.com/itm/HQRP-AC-Power-Adapter-fits-Digitech-RP1000-RP100-RP100A-RP150-RP155-VL4-Live-3-5-/350859817343?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item51b0dff17f

 

You receive a solar-powered mini electricity generator/charger, because those things are neat.

I insert a faith cannon.

 

You receive an upgrade to hope bazooka.

I insert 4 tokens (the machine says I need one more in order to play a lousy slots game).

 

You receive a shitposter!

I play a card face down.

 

You receive me playing a card face up.


I insert that useless white brick from earlier on.