Hyper Princess Pitch

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Remar Games presents :


"This game is freeware and a tribute to DOS Operation: Carnage, one of my favourite games. Supported by Windows 98, XP, Vista and 7."

Princess Pitch Coming to Destroy Mecha Santa Dec. 1st
 
Nov 23, 2011 at 12:49 AM
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ooo, danmaku+voxatron-1 Dimension= downloaded
 
Nov 23, 2011 at 8:11 AM
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This will come out next Thursday.
 
Nov 23, 2011 at 9:52 AM
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So we have a game where the daughter of the goddess of explosions wants to kill mecha santa and stop the world from being a happier place.
Dang! The guys over at remar games are just too awesome.
 
Nov 23, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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where can you download it from once it releases? My windows 98 will actually have some use in my life now
 
Nov 23, 2011 at 5:04 PM
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trickybilly said:
This will come out next Thursday.

Downloaded as soon as it comes out, clearly.
 
Nov 23, 2011 at 9:30 PM
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A walking shmup? Maybe not the exact genre but I like it.

The premise for the storyline is also pretty funny. Daniel Remar never ceases to be amazing.
 
Nov 30, 2011 at 11:15 PM
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IT IS OUT!

http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/190104-hyper-princess-pitch

I'm going to try it now

EDIT: Make sure the game is running full FPS for more fun :droll: (Options menu has a Show FPS option... it should run at 40 usually)
There are two EXE's in the download. Try version 5 first, but if you run into any trouble try 7 (more compatible).
 
Dec 1, 2011 at 4:09 AM
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Downloading it this instant. Will not play until tomorrow though
 
Dec 1, 2011 at 8:40 PM
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HOW TO SAVE IN THIS?
 
Dec 1, 2011 at 8:47 PM
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No need to shout trickybilly

it saves your highscore any time you beat the game or get a game over. Beating higher difficulties unlocks protips.

And yeah, I played this. Gotta say, it's pretty fun. I would have loved some more variety in the arsenal but that's only a small complaint; the design is great overall.
 
Dec 1, 2011 at 8:59 PM
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This game is very cool and is worth checking out.
I do agree with Noxid and the game's lack of arsenal, but it is great to see multiple paths. I feel like looking into some of the possible paths now.
Edit: The True Ending is the best ending known to man. As improbable as it is, it still is great.
 
Dec 1, 2011 at 9:02 PM
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Noxid said:
No need to shout trickybilly
Sorry, just was frustrated to start it every time from the beginning...I have a lifestyle that I need to run sometimes and quit the game...so I'd like to resume from a saved game instead...but fun anyways. Guess like Warning Forever, no saves...
 
Dec 1, 2011 at 10:14 PM
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I love games with no save points

it adds a lot more intensity to whatever you're playing
 
Dec 2, 2011 at 12:03 AM
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her voice is really deep

noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! i gotta kill santaaaaaaa!¡¡¡¡
 
Dec 2, 2011 at 11:59 AM
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This game was way too short...now I understand why there was no need to save...
 
Dec 2, 2011 at 5:53 PM
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I thought it was way too easy at first, then I found out I was running at half speed!
Anyways, this needs to be at an arcade... [do those places still exist?!]
 
Dec 3, 2011 at 1:04 PM
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Yea. There are small arcades in my two local teathers (both being caribbean cinemas) and one arcade that is situated in the same room as a bowling alley. The caribbean cinemas i tend to go to has marvel vs capcom 2, House of the dead 2, soul calibur 3 , crazy taxi, crisis zone 3, and a few others. And i've beaten hyper princess pitch twice (once with the real ending and another with the normal ending).
 
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