Horrible Fanfics & Dramatic Readings

Dec 3, 2011 at 5:51 PM
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might be reading the second one later

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Dec 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM
A old relic from older days
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Dec 3, 2011 at 8:14 PM
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Metroid High School was surprisingly decent. Either that or I have low standards.
 
Dec 3, 2011 at 8:38 PM
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... This is now the greatest forums ever. Just for this one topic. Yes. :D
 
Dec 3, 2011 at 8:55 PM
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MetaSeraphim said:
Metroid High School was surprisingly decent. Either that or I have low standards.

My first reaction to it was "Wow, this has surprisingly sparing spelling/grammar errors." By that criteria, she's decent in the sense that she's more literate than most of your general grade fanfic. Content-wise? Just silly. Also it must be EXTREMELY difficult for a 15-20ft dragon with a massive head to make out with a normal-sized human. I mean seriously, his head is roughly the size of her entire body.
 
Dec 4, 2011 at 5:15 AM
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It was somewhat reminiscent of My Immortal with the "angsty" stuff and My Chemical Romance. The typos weren't as bad but still pretty hilarious.
 
Dec 5, 2011 at 8:46 PM
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Cripplechair said:
Also it must be EXTREMELY difficult for a 15-20ft dragon with a massive head to make out with a normal-sized human.

You don't understand! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!
 
Dec 5, 2011 at 9:47 PM
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I think Donkey from Shrek understands, actually.
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 11:23 AM
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As heart-tugging as this all is, does no-one in the fanfic community know how to spell, punctuate, and format the english language?

Mind you, I'm the kinda guy whose neck convulses when he reads 'when your finished, do the dishes'.
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 6:42 PM
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Lots of them do. We don't focus on those people because they're not funny.
 
Jul 3, 2012 at 3:17 AM
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Jul 3, 2012 at 4:02 AM
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noxid you are a dramatic reading legend, bear my cat-children
 
Jul 3, 2012 at 4:14 AM
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Oh pregnancy fetishes, you so silly

Edit: That was amazing, Noxid. What is even this fanfic
 
Dec 10, 2012 at 1:26 AM
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Dec 10, 2012 at 4:30 PM
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good use of the art of the midi + impeccable timing 9/10
 
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