Dec 2, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Well you, like many others on the forum, have played it like at least 100 times so it's only natural you'd think it was easy.
Oh boy.Cave Story is about half-naked anthropomorphic rabbits that have sex with each other, probably. The whole game is a furry's wet dream, and so only someone who gets off on the idea of being raped by a big-titted dog with a six-foot cock could enjoy this creepy, fetishistic disaster. It's perverted, it's disgusting, it's patently immoral and I won't be having any of it.
Except in this reality, Misery is a hooker - and the "crown" is actually an inflated "Okamoto product" which attaches via elastic band to the forehead! (Damn Japan, they make superior everything!) >.>;turtwig752 said:Even though this is a joke,HOW COULD HE SAY SUCH THINGS,
Wait I know why he did it, he is cursed to obey the demon crown, the doctor dose not want anyone to play the game and defeat him,so the doctor made this guy lie in a review of the game. duh