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Dec 2, 2011 at 6:25 PM
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Well you, like many others on the forum, have played it like at least 100 times so it's only natural you'd think it was easy.
 
Dec 2, 2011 at 7:36 PM
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I think that this is the review that my friend saw...
This is why he won't play Cave Story:muscledoc:
 
Dec 2, 2011 at 9:20 PM
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At first i was getting miffed, then pretty quickly i started to grin and giggle. It's an easy game to me because i play retro games. Hell is by no stretch of the imagination easy, we just have it memorised.
 
Dec 2, 2011 at 9:54 PM
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I like the challenge of the game, and the only part I really have trouble with is hell, because of the SHEER AMOUNT of enemies at once.
 
Dec 2, 2011 at 9:55 PM
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As soon as I read "Modern Warfare 2" I knew for sure it was a joke.

Cave Story is about half-naked anthropomorphic rabbits that have sex with each other, probably. The whole game is a furry's wet dream, and so only someone who gets off on the idea of being raped by a big-titted dog with a six-foot cock could enjoy this creepy, fetishistic disaster. It's perverted, it's disgusting, it's patently immoral and I won't be having any of it.
Oh boy.
Whoever wrote this review is my hero.
Aside from the second cropped picture, I was kind of trying to forget I had ever seen it before.
 
Dec 4, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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If this was his honest review, He'd burn in sacred ground.
 
Dec 7, 2011 at 3:49 PM
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Even though this is a joke,HOW COULD HE SAY SUCH THINGS,
Wait I know why he did it, he is cursed to obey the demon crown, the doctor dose not want anyone to play the game and defeat him,so the doctor made this guy lie in a review of the game. duh:awesomeface:
 
Dec 8, 2011 at 4:12 AM
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Even though this is a joke,HOW COULD HE SAY SUCH THINGS,
Wait I know why he did it, he is cursed to obey the demon crown, the doctor dose not want anyone to play the game and defeat him,so the doctor made this guy lie in a review of the game. duh:awesomeface:
Except in this reality, Misery is a hooker - and the "crown" is actually an inflated "Okamoto product" which attaches via elastic band to the forehead! (Damn Japan, they make superior everything!) >.>;
 
Dec 9, 2011 at 1:05 AM
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Funny in a satirical kind of way, but ultimately kind of bad taste.
 
Dec 19, 2011 at 6:39 AM
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I like the review, and It may have a grain of truth, but I think It is funny mostly.
 
Dec 22, 2011 at 4:08 PM
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Hey man, they don't need to be killed. People just like what they like. No big deal.

Then again, nothing really disturbs me so, mreh.
 
Dec 22, 2011 at 4:29 PM
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He's not the one drawing the furry porn though. He's just uh... referencing it?
 
Dec 22, 2011 at 5:05 PM
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This picture gives me the horn. Made the whole review worth reading. A++++++ would fap again.
 
Dec 22, 2011 at 5:29 PM
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gsgdhagdhf, I can link you the full picture if you want it ;D
 
Dec 22, 2011 at 5:52 PM
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That review was ment for humer, not to turn people over to the furry side, which I bet has a few scientist working on making a furry's dreams come true.
This game can improve, but it already great.
 
Dec 23, 2011 at 12:14 AM
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You don't know the power of the furry side. Join me, Luke, and together, we will rule the internets.
 
Dec 23, 2011 at 12:55 AM
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One day, but I need to grow more social. I will meet you there.
 
Dec 23, 2011 at 5:40 PM
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One day, but I need to grow more social. I will meet you there.
But the bear cubs need their mother to survive!
 
Dec 23, 2011 at 10:19 PM
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THIS MAKES MY SOUL DIE
 
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