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Aug 25, 2014 at 12:43 AM
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"I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle."
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#1
Ahem.

Perhaps you've heard plenty of stories, but in our world there are still more to tell. In older days, there was a magnificent guardian. It watched over the people from the mountain tops, rose with the sun, and in the morning its greetings boomed throughout the world. This is the way things were, and the way they would remain. That is, until someone climbed those mountains. They spent 20 days and 20 nights scraping their body against the cliffside, climbing ever higher to the domain of penguin. Upon the 20th day they had reached it, the lair of our guardian. When they had first laid eyes upon each other, the adventurer was baffled. What could he say, to the being before him that had filled his people's life with comfort? After a few moments he slowed his thoughts and said two words, one very familiar, and one very alien to him, though its utterance felt as natural as breathing to our brave adventurer.

"Hello... Penguin"

You must wonder why this seemed so strange; Well, before this fateful encounter penguins did not exist. Don't worry, I will explain that in a minute. Now then, that adventurer communicated with the guardian for hours on end. Together they listened to the music of the universe, witnessed the greatness and folly of man, laughed off heat great enough to destroy the world, and flew over the lands. Anything the adventurer wished would come to fruition, all with the guardian's power. But this our story does not end here, for when the adventurer felt refreshed, and had seen all his mortal mind could comprehend, he said something else. Something also natural to him, for as a mere human he knew not the gravity of the words he was about to speak.

"Goodbye Penguin"

Then the world grew dark, the skies and the earth inverted themselves and chaos reigned. The adventurer had unknowingly bid the beloved guardian to leave. Upset, our beloved protector proved to us its power, and threatened our world. They say several times over the world came to an end, a concept that is difficult to grasp I am sure. In the bleakest hour, when the former guardian of our world had grown to its peak of power, the adventurer whispered to it. The words that saved our world have been lost to time, but upon hearing them, the ethereal being grew beautiful wings and ascended to a plane even higher than the heavens it looked down upon us from. It shed a single tear on the rise, from which modern penguins would eventually spawn as we know them today.

And so we lived...

They say the wondrous avian deity will return to us someday, though whether his exile above us has led him to love or revile us is a mystery that only time will tell. If you are ever lucky enough to see him, greet him kindly, and never say goodbye...
From the Makers of Hello Penguin, and absolutely nothing else.
The HELLO TEAM presents...
After a year of waiting the reckoning is finally here!
​Join us on an important journey, that will make you a better person.
Peng is back, and we all can't wait for you to say hello.
The newest adventure the Hello Saga includes:
=16.36x as many lines of code!=
=High quality art assets!=
=An acclaimed soundtrack!=
=A heart warming story, to be spoken of in future ages!=
=Art made by me specifically!=
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I hate it. 2/10 -Matt
Hello Penguin 2 is the mark wallberg of video games. Every where I look are tits, and that's okay, because I've never even tried to make out with a Skonk! 9/10 -1jim3bob
It's innovative, it's pretty, it's fun. Penguin/10 -Klink
UK Trainers! Ready to Today's final day of summer, Trainers! Ready to watch Are you choose? Happy? 9/10 -1jim3bob
It was a great experience with a lot to offer both story wise and in gameplay value (i think) The only thing I can say for sure about this great (maybe) game is that it is definitely worth your time. 8(I think)/10 -Cameron
What? No. 7/10 -Greychapel
penguin hello 2 two 2 hello penguin hello hello penguin 2 2 2 two penguin hello hello penguin 2 hello two hello too hello penguin 2 penguin two two penguin 2 two hello two penguin 2 2/2 -Dunc
MY VIDEOGAMES REVIEW FOR HELO PENGUIN 2 IS THQAT ITS IS A 8/10 VIDEOGRAME AND IF I WERE TO SAY WHAT WOULD IT BE BECAUSE OF THIS IS THAT IT HAS A GOOD GAMEPLAY AND AN EMOTION STORY. -tost/10
look. Look.
LOOK. OK??????????
yes.
- dixon 4/10
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The pengening is upon us, let us brace it together...
Important: Extract the files from zip or it won't work.
Credit for poster above goes to Night Margin
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 12:46 AM
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#2
As soon as I saw this thread title, I got really excited.
Downloading now.

EDIT: OH SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 12:47 AM
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#3
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 12:49 AM
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#4
0/10 Put in Shrek
-1/10 Put in game
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 1:07 AM
I don't anymore.
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#5
Garret go get another copy
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 2:03 AM
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#6
hello penguin is real
embrace the penguin
love the penguin
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 2:17 AM
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#8
Well isn't this a happy thing to come home to. I'll have to sneak in some time to play through it. I had to slaughter the last penguin, hopefully this one will be kinder. ^_^
Don't count on it, though...
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 2:27 AM
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#9
I is not ready to face the conclusion to the grand tale of destiny, reality, and all finality.
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 2:53 AM
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#10
I, uh...
I actually genuinely enjoyed it, is that bad...?
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 2:54 AM
I don't anymore.
"I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle."
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#11
Penguin brought joy to your life.
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 3:01 AM
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#12
I restarted my computer and an odd noise emerged through my headphones.
I was really confused.

Then, it looked as if one of the negativus legatia from Kero Blaster was emerging from the bottom of my monitor.
I thought, "Oh GOD no! It can't be a virus! I've been so careful!"

Then a bit more emerged, revealing penguin.

I panicked, quickly ending javaw.
I felt guilty for having murdered him in one of my playthroughs.

But my real questions are:

1) HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?
2) How can I get rid of this? I don't want pengin scaring me in the middle of the night again!
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 3:03 AM
Been here way too long...
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#13
A more important question:
How could you stoop so low as to betray not only us and yourself, but Penguin?!
You have received the punishment that you deserve.
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 3:06 AM
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#14
Dunc2403 said:
How could you stoop so low as to betray not only us and yourself, but Penguin?!
You have received the punishment that you deserve.
I'm really scared right now.
I didn't want to murder pengin, but it seemed the only other option was to start that battle

I was curious, and I guess my curiosity got the better of me.
I hope you can forgive me, but, most importantly, I hope Penguin can forgive me.
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 3:11 AM
I don't anymore.
"I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle."
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#15
Aar said:
I'm really scared right now.
I didn't want to murder pengin, but it seemed the only other option was to start that battle

I was curious, and I guess my curiosity got the better of me.
I hope you can forgive me, but, most importantly, I hope Penguin can forgive me.
It only happens once.
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 3:11 AM
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#16
Penguin knows.
Penguin watches.

don't worry though. Penguin has made his point and won't be back.
probably.
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 11:06 AM
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#17
--EDIT: I'M GULLIBLE--

Yeah this was...
Interesting.
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 11:52 AM
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#18
for anyone that played the game but had a problem where the game froze / stopped doing things after you defeated the boss, you can use the following cheat code to skip it and go straight to the ending:
hello ending
in the meantime I am working on fixing that bug, still haven't figured out what the deal is
there are other cheat codes but you will have to discover them yourself
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 12:20 PM
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#19
I AM one with the penguin...
 
Aug 25, 2014 at 3:23 PM
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#20
I can't witness the glory of penguin (how do i make a new game)
 
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