Favorite Cause of Death? (WARNING: Morbid)

Feb 26, 2009 at 6:55 PM
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Personally my favorite cause of death is death by electrocution. Largely because it is quick and fairly painless.

What, if you will be so morbid for a second, would be your prefered cause of death?

Also, fav CS death: Death by Chinfish.
 
Feb 26, 2009 at 7:35 PM
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Feb 26, 2009 at 8:43 PM
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Death by The Rabbit of Death
Death by Jacob
 
Feb 26, 2009 at 11:03 PM
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Jacob ish...
Disturbed.
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Feb 27, 2009 at 12:35 AM
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JacobX891 said:
Favorite cause of death would have to be fatal loss of blood. It takes a while, and leaves room for a final statement.

Ummm, it sounds like you have this pretty well planned out.
 
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Being rickrolld until eyes/head explodes
 
Feb 27, 2009 at 11:53 AM
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My favourite would be a sentence misstructuring of a statement regarding the function of the left ventricle of the heart : To pump blood out of the body.



In CS, that would be a simple, heavy press.
 
Feb 27, 2009 at 7:59 PM
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I asked my older brother.
He wants to die in a thermonuclear explosion, burning his shadow into the wall behind him.

And he's only played CS until Labyrinth. Fav cause there is Beetle Hopping (using the back and forth Beetles as stairs).
 
Feb 28, 2009 at 12:02 AM
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Way of causing death? Skullfuck. While they're still alive and squirming.

In Cave Story? Wait... what? You can die in that game?

For myself? What the fuck? Who the hell do you think I am? I do not die, bitch. I am the motherfucking Kageryushin. I shall endure for continuance eternal.
 
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Can you kill someone by skullfucking them?
I don't really think of ways to kill people but i got an idea of something damn cruel to do to someone.
This may sound slightly perverted but one day I just thought how cruel it would be to pin someone down and stick a paddle pop right between their anus cheeks.
Think about it- It'd be sticky, wet and cold at the same time.
 
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Mar 30, 2009 at 7:30 AM
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So ripping someone's head off with a crobar?
 
Mar 30, 2009 at 10:45 AM
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So haunting someone with an owl's face?
 
Mar 31, 2009 at 2:43 AM
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Uncy Dave said:
So ripping someone's head off with a crobar?

Exactly.
 
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freezit4 said:
So haunting someone with an owl's face?

Nah that's just bobby sprinkles
It's this drawing I once made during class and I realised how easy it would be to put an owls face on one of night spirit things from cave story
 
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No when I drew him it was sort of a ghost owl thing and Bobby Sprinkles it just a brilliant name
 
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