Apr 27, 2015 at 11:45 PM
Reddeh Le Steddeh said:and then money will rain from the sky, zayn will rejoin the backstreet boys and world peace will be solved
Every E3 Goes Something along these lines. Just substitute BO3 for some other game for previous years.
Dreamer--"Modest mouse and radiohead will release a new album, REM will get back together, and more importantly: a new red faction game will be released. Then after a great war is waged, a light will shine out of all of the darkness of pop culture, and that light is a god, for it is half li--"
Activision--(rudely interrupts)"That god is black ops 3! All bow down before your yearly released master!"
People of the yearly E3 release ritual: "All hail Black Ops 3! All Hail Black Ops 3!"
Bethesda cries quietly in the corner.
Crytek crys (get it?) in another corner, wishing people still cared about their games. But as they cryd in the corner, they realised a way to get back customers: Crysis 4. But then they realise that people don't are about crysis anymore, and just sit in their 8x HD corner with full antialiasing and great lighting effects.