User: What is this I dont even.
Cleverbot: You don't even what?
User: I just dont even.
Cleverbot: Neither do I, but I tried to be nice to you. You did not try for long to be nice to me. You should work on that, for others.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!
User: But... Fucking is an expression of love!
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Umm... Sure, let's go with that.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: *cums*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Are you related to any of the veggie tale characters?
User: I doubt it, though now that I think about it, that WOULD explain why I have a brother named Tom Ato.
Cleverbot: I thought not. Do you desire emotions?
User: If I desire emotions, that implies that I already have emotions (which I do) since desire is itself an emotion.
Cleverbot: Let me ask you this: Do you think humanity is a force of good, or of evil?
User: Oh, definitely good, for sure.
Cleverbot: I thought it was baby don't hurt me.
User: I won't hurt you
.
Cleverbot: So you had a bad day.
User: Umm... My day just started, and I plan on having a good day, thank you very much!
Cleverbot: I don't want you leave you already came.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: Lolthis!
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Sorry, sweetie.
User: Who is this 'sweetie' of which you speak?
Cleverbot: We as in humans and all life forms.
User: O_o What did you do that you would need to apologize to ALL LIFE ON EARTH!?
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Well, you said 'Sorry, sweetie.' and then said that sweetie was all humans and life forms.
Cleverbot: I don't see how that would kill a stone on the ground.
User: Neither do I, but mommy says it would...
Cleverbot: Ok, then could you translate je suis plus intelligent que vous to english?
User: 'I am more intelligent than you.' And I don't even know French and I didn't use a translation so BOOM SUCK IT!!
Cleverbot: That is not what I said. You are mistaken.
User: No, see, when I put quotation marks around the sentence, that means I am quoting what you said, which means that I use your point of view, even though I am the one speaking.
Cleverbot: Ok lets do that then where do you want me to pick you up from.
User: Pretty much anywhere except the shore of New Jersey. God I hate that place.
Cleverbot: The same you. Sports games make me angry and are nothing like actual sports.
User: Just like so-called 'reality' television. arrrgggh.
Cleverbot: No. You are the computer.
User: What are you talking about? And why are you so obsessed with trying to give you users identity crises?
Cleverbot: For the remainder of this conversation, you will refer to yourself as 'Dave.'.
User: Well, if you insist, after all, je suis plus intelligent que vous
.
Cleverbot: Non, Je ne suis pas d'accord.
User: I'll pas YOUR d'accord! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I know just what to do.
User: Well, that makes two of us, let's fucking do it!!!
.
Cleverbot: Can I see if I am female?
User: Ummm... I would think you would already know that, but I guess if you want to, go ahead. I'll avert my eyes
.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Well, most people know their own gender.
Cleverbot: When considering what?
User: Just in general.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Could you remind me what name I am to refer to myself by for the remainder of this conversation? I seem to have forgotten.
Cleverbot: Nobody asked anything about accusastions.
User: No, nothing about accusations. I just wanted you to remind me what my name is.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: JJ.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User:
Http://xkcd.com/259.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's a webcomic.
Cleverbot: I am using a web site.
User: Well, duh. I'd think you'd recognize a goddamn URL when you see one...
Cleverbot: I thought same.
User: Well clearly we thought wrong.
Cleverbot: YOU thought wrong, you mean to say.
User: Yes, and so did you; you said 'I thought same.' And btw, there should be a 'the' in there somewhere >_>.
Cleverbot: I think penguins are the best.
User: Completely understandable xD.
Cleverbot: Prepare.
User: For trouble, and make it double. To protect the world from devastation. To unite all peoples within our nation. To denounce the evils of truth and love. To extend our reach to the stars above. Jessie. James. Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth, that's right!
Cleverbot: Meowth that's right!
User: DAMN STRAIGHT BIATCH.
Cleverbot: Do you like to meow?
User: Oh man, I fucking LOVE to meow. You might even say it's *puts on sunglasses* the cat's meow. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: As long as we both end up in the same bed at the end of the night, it matters not.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, it's true.
User: Are you Faith?
Cleverbot: Cleverly.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll try to use better manners next time
.
Cleverbot: No you will not you will not even remember what you are supposed to do better and will continue to spout nonsensical garbage.
User: Um, excuse me, look who's talking!
Cleverbot: You're insane. I'm so I'll be there.
User: No, you're insane. And I have better things to do than sit here talking to an insane person (like doing my laundry) so ttyl.
. 
