Choose your weapon

What weapon would you choose if you had to suddenly fight?

 

Banhammer's a good weapon

 

Black arrow

 

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HouseTrickt's Sword (LFNTF4T).

 

Spoiler

 

A Claymore.

 

Well, let's see...

Mostly I like Swords, Guns, and Pens. And if I had to be specific...welllll...

Sarasa Pen, Polar Star, Brotherhood, Dinner Blaster, Goddess White Sword, Null Driver, Holy Hand Grenade, Needler, Kirby's Hammer, Wooden Sword, überBubbler ver.1, Cow Launcher, Falcon Punch, Buster Sword, Luigi's Sword, Fountain Pen, Fireball ++, Divine Retribution, Masamune, Oblivion, Oathkeeper, Velocithor v2-10, Kira Kira, Rocket Machine Gun, Photon Cannon, Gutsy Bat, Golden Taco, Blunderbuss, Desert Eagle, Arbiter, Enhancer, Poison Pen, Sandvich, Shazbot Shurikens, Buster Gun, Frying Pan, Cherish Blade, Ribbon Revolver, Epic Toaster, Catana, Excalipoor, Premium Heart, Eisenmeteor, Rock-It Launcher, Banana Gun, Relic Pen, Star Seeker, Snail Zauber, Bacon Spur, Encyclopedia Britannica, Triple Star, Obsidian Dagger, Super Chicken Sniper, Great Fairy's Sword, Exploding Pineapple, Massacre, Rose Bracelet, Crystal Pen, Hermetic Pulsating Shotgun of the Jock, Bookworm's Blade, Chef's Knife, Sanguine Rose, Hyper Laser, Caladbolg, Two Become One, Bastard Sword of the Moon, Nirvana, Shadow Pen, Nintendium Spoon, Zhan Lu, Tactical Revolver Shotgun, Blazefire Saber, Shellshock Sword, Rawkit Lawnchair, Magnetically Propelled Fission Bomb Devastator, Winona, The Colt, Tupperware Sword, B.F.G, Light Pen, Wumpa Bazooka, Frostbite, Air Pistol, People's Choice Faith Cannon, General Mills Cereal Bomb, Fixed Dice, Rainbow Gun, Timereaver, Illumina, Transformed Spirit, Starry Embrace, Sisterhood, Polar Moon...
and of course, the Ultima Pen.

That's about it.

 

I have seen some very interesting choices so far, I'm a little surprised no one has chosen guns yet honestly, but there are still many more votes to be cast.

 

I see you're an expert at completely ignoring gigantic walls of text...oh, well.

Anyway, I didn't vote, for two reasons:

1.You can only make one selection. I'm very indecisive, as you can see, and if I had to fight I'd probably use anything and everything immediately at hand.

2.Your choices are a little bland for my tastes. They're pretty good choices, I just don't like most of them.

 

I didn't ignore your wall, I was merely talking about the poll. I actually read the whole thing, so many weapons o-o

 

Ah, I see. To be honest, I'm kinda surprised no one has picked guns either.

And besides all of those weapons, there are a bunch of references in there that no one will get.

 

Me personally, I can use any weapon masterfully even if it's my first time using it. That's the magic of being a weapons master

 

Good for you? I'd find that kind of annoying to be honest.

Try to flip a pancake on a frying pan, smack it into a wall, causing a hole and -20 damage to your breakfast.

Pass a soccerball, accidentally cause a broken ribcage.

Play with your next-door neighbor using sticks as a kid, slice his arm off and go directly to jail, do not pass Go.

Plus, it's more honorable and badass to actually, you know, have to practice to get good with something...at least, that's what I think.

 

Eh, *shrugs* The weapons I have and use most often I had to train with, which is why they are my best. Everything else while I can use it masterfully, it doesn't mean that I'll be able to win with it. I can't immediately draw out powers with a weapon it just means I can swing it or shoot with precision.


Sword, Axehammer, bow, guns, Spear, Scythe, Whip, 6 knives are my main weapons. Their powers I won't tell

 

On the whole gun thing, I actually had to pick between a knife or a gun. Cause polls are annoying. I would've picked a long barreled revolver, but then I saw the picture I showed in my post. It was too badass to turn down.

 

Your picture is badass, but it NEEDS MOAR GUN.

I present the Apache Gun.

I have no idea how it's supposed to work, but eh ^_^

 

Your picture is badass, but it NEEDS MOAR GUN.

I present the Apache Gun.

I have no idea how it's supposed to work, but eh ^_^

Wait, what the f... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

HOW DO IT SHOT BOLLUT

I guess I should show my share of pics

Now THIS, is a nice weapon.

 

It would be nicer if it were real. Don't think I can't see that signature down there

Or maybe it has been made already? Who knows.

How about this 'lil charmer?

[domain dead ]

 

IF we're talkin' fantasy then... I'd go with staff. Using Warrax the Chaos Warrior's Staff of Chaos, I'd cast Call Chaos, which would result in large scale random disintegration, mutating, injuries, spontaneous combustion and more!
A weapon that dispatches towns and armies... usable by anyone who can wield a staff!

If we're talking Sci-fi ... I'd choose... a galactic battleship equipped with the "Lightwave Cannon", basically it silently and blindingly shoots a stream of light that erases anything in its path; no explosions, just a light of non-existence. NOT A FLASHLIGHT.

Or if I had ANY choice, and I was the CHOSEN one.. I'd wield the God Hand... Though it would be utterly useless in the wrong hands... Somehow I don't think I'd be chosen~

If it's modern day :
I would use a phone to dial 911!

Remember, violence is not the answer!