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Oct 13, 2019 at 11:23 AM
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Learn how to dance with a cane (this will be important later)
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 12:57 AM
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Organize the camera
sadly, the camera is the one thing you cannot organize, as it is an abstract concept and not a tangible entity that can be placed in a colorful folder/rolodex. rules were made to be broken, though, so you put it in the equally abstract "unrecognizable concepts" folder that is also not real.
Learn how to dance with a cane (this will be important later)
you have already gained the rank of DANCE LORD at an office party.
Fail to dance with the cane, then realise that you can sharpen it and pretend to Scrooge McDuck. (Another important thing for later)
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are you kidding me? of COURSE it's a sword. why WOULDN'T it be a sword? come on, guys. i suppose it could also be used as a magical staff, in a pinch.
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 1:26 AM
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Oh man, we're prepared for everything.

Check the news or chat on your computer, maybe something's going on right now.
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 4:07 AM
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Oh man, we're prepared for everything.

Check the news or chat on your computer, maybe something's going on right now.
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some tough-as-nails rogue from the local police department has run away in a helicopter and everyone over there is rather confused about it. other than that, not much is going on today.


Play Mugeneko 2 on your computer
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you do so. you're rather confused about the time-travel ending, and how it was all a dream, and if it was all a huge allegory for cultural relativity or not. good game, though.
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 5:21 AM
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Step 1: by an air conditioner
Step 2: stand directly in front of it
Step 3: now you are immune to all harmful gasses
(Poison, smelly, chemical, magic, the list goes on)
Step 4: creative this will be important later message.
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 6:25 AM
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you gained a few IMMUNITIES! you can never have too many of these.
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 8:44 AM
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Download your collection of pornos onto a USB and bring it with you.
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 2:01 PM
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Go to your best friend's house and hang out with him. He pilfers your belonging and grabs your USB, plugs it and is furious at what he sees. Welp, so much for that plan where you were going to seduce his girl (and shag her). At least you still have that cane...
You're not the GM. Please step away from the microphone.
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 3:43 PM
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You're not the GM. Please step away from the microphone.
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yes. BAD KING 2.0. BAD. DONT COMMANDEER MY NARRATIVE. BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK
 
Oct 14, 2019 at 4:36 PM
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Find out what happens to "Tracy" "The Beam" Tractor Farmington.
 
Oct 16, 2019 at 8:52 PM
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Feel frustrated when no new mods show up.
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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TAKING OVER THE STORY???????????? GRRR............. SOMEONE ISSUE A COMMAND!!!!!
 
Oct 17, 2019 at 6:37 AM
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Attempt to use it as a dildo.
 
Oct 17, 2019 at 8:55 AM
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Neatly label the waste bin, the Abyss,
("...if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. " - Friedrich Nietzsche)
and giggle at your creativity. Place it by your desk?
 
Oct 17, 2019 at 10:47 PM
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Why was the first thing a bucket? Take a good look around, we need to know what kinda room this is.
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you're in a closet. sure is dark in here.
Neatly label the waste bin, the Abyss,
("...if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. " - Friedrich Nietzsche)
and giggle at your creativity. Place it by your desk?
your desk is NOT the place for cleaning supplies.
 
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