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Sep 22, 2019 at 11:52 PM
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#1
A tale about a girl and her friends and the weird things they do.

Continued from this thread, pages 17-21.

(currently canon)
1. Evil "Metronome" Sue (aka Metty): a silly young girl who just turned 13. Likes video games and Persian rugs.
2. Eating cake At 2 in the morning (aka Cake): a young man of an undetermined age. Enjoys certain video games, bey blades, and serious business ventures.

(overwritten due to the rewind and have yet to be introduced back into the story)
3. Puyo Puyo Fangirl (or just Puyo): a mysterious young girl. Loves witches to the extent of casting a spell that dissolved the earth's atmosphere ("or some shit"). Not actually a Puyo Puyo fan.
4. Tractor "The Beam"Tracy"" Farmington: a girl who enjoys skateboarding, petty theft, and astronomy. Expert in hijacking shitty alien spacecraft.

Obtain your own copy of Blarog so that you can see what the 'hype' is all about
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this game is alright. definitely under par for the shittiness levels blargo is known for.
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what in the mother fuck
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whatever. game sucks anyway.

Issue commands to continue the story.
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 3:09 AM
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#2
Realize that there is some shitty moral to the game thus changing cake's life forever

(Spin the wheel of dumb morals)
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 4:29 AM
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#3
Then go out with your newfound motivation and GET THAT GOD DAMN BUSINESS DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 1:15 PM
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#4
You get a job at a Chick-Fil-A.
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 3:24 PM
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#5
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You learned "Naughty is Good"! Equip it in your inventory!
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 4:00 PM
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#7
Then rock out with your tube out.
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 4:19 PM
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#8
Check out your inventory
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 5:43 PM
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#9
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you open your inventory. look at all the room you have in here!

Equip the NAUGHTY IS GOOD to your armor slot.
NAUGHTY IS GOOD cannot be equipped! it is a clever visual metaphor to personify the abstract concept of a moral! IT IS ALREADY EQUIPPED IN YOUR BRAIN!!!!!

Then rock out with your tube out.
as if you would play a blargo game with pants on
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 7:37 PM
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#11
Dig a hole outside with your trusty [SHOVEL]
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 7:41 PM
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#12
Do something productive, like exiting your room and getting your favorite beverage (tm)
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if you dont do the dew, the dew dews you.
Dig a hole outside with your trusty [SHOVEL]
your shovel is strictly for combat purposes. you could barely dig holes with it even if you wanted to.
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 7:49 PM
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#13
Eat the chocolate bar in your inventory
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 8:04 PM
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#15
Get vaccinated.
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 8:23 PM
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#16
Sep 23, 2019 at 8:31 PM
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#17
Turn the gold into 9 gold nuggets
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 10:01 PM
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#19
Turn the gold into 9 gold nuggets
Use the gold nuggets with a carrot to craft a golden carrot.
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somehow, magically, without any equipment or moving from that spot, you manage this. now you have the best healing item in the game, in the event you take mortal damage anytime soon.
 
Sep 23, 2019 at 10:50 PM
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#20
Take a Dew and explore outside
 
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