Mar 7, 2014 at 3:46 AM
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A slight over/underdose of any ingredient might cause catastrophic results, such as the end of the universe, due to the imploding, and satan-like cookies.
Ingredients
2 1/35 cups brown sugar (have fun measuring THAT!).
4 cups non-purpose flour.
3 eggs (Human)
1/2 cup fat-free milk (Also human)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Nougat to taste
3 1/2 testicles (Preferably human, but bull nuts also work)
1 piece of cake
6 bowls, diced (for crunch, optional)
2.7701 1/4.000004 quarts of orphan blood (for joy, not optional)
At least 27 body bags (as a precaution)
3 shovels (same reason for the 27 body bags)
A gun and some ammo, in case the Dark Side's going to take your cookies.
2lb flakes of poo... ahhem... chocolate chips.
A large bowl of water mixed with salt, pepper and sugar (in case you get thirsty)
On a diet? Diabetic? Allergic to happiness? For alternative recipe go to www.SUCKMYBALLS.org
Procedure
Beat eggs in large bowl until unconscious.
Mix the flour, milk, eggs, and vanilla over open flame (666 F.). Stir in brown sugar.
Steam dough 20 minutes.
Stir in diced bowls, if desired.
Taste nougat. Discard.
Roll dough into 1 1/2 inch balls (LEL) and place 2 inches apart on greased monkey
Eat
Suspend cookie sheet over plastic litter box (cleanyness optional).
Bake for 34 seconds, stirring occasionally.
Let noxid pray that it kills
Lightly drizzle poo on face
Retrieve discarded nougat.
Mix with drugs.
Eat.
Serve with shaved ice.
Before you do however, make sure you don't got any cookies around before you serve. 'Cause they'll think you betrayed them. Not that this happened to me.
Makes 376 (meatloaf).
Ingredients
2 1/35 cups brown sugar (have fun measuring THAT!).
4 cups non-purpose flour.
3 eggs (Human)
1/2 cup fat-free milk (Also human)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Nougat to taste
3 1/2 testicles (Preferably human, but bull nuts also work)
1 piece of cake
6 bowls, diced (for crunch, optional)
2.7701 1/4.000004 quarts of orphan blood (for joy, not optional)
At least 27 body bags (as a precaution)
3 shovels (same reason for the 27 body bags)
A gun and some ammo, in case the Dark Side's going to take your cookies.
2lb flakes of poo... ahhem... chocolate chips.
A large bowl of water mixed with salt, pepper and sugar (in case you get thirsty)
On a diet? Diabetic? Allergic to happiness? For alternative recipe go to www.SUCKMYBALLS.org
Procedure
Beat eggs in large bowl until unconscious.
Mix the flour, milk, eggs, and vanilla over open flame (666 F.). Stir in brown sugar.
Steam dough 20 minutes.
Stir in diced bowls, if desired.
Taste nougat. Discard.
Roll dough into 1 1/2 inch balls (LEL) and place 2 inches apart on greased monkey
Eat
Suspend cookie sheet over plastic litter box (cleanyness optional).
Bake for 34 seconds, stirring occasionally.
Let noxid pray that it kills
Lightly drizzle poo on face
Retrieve discarded nougat.
Mix with drugs.
Eat.
Serve with shaved ice.
Before you do however, make sure you don't got any cookies around before you serve. 'Cause they'll think you betrayed them. Not that this happened to me.
Makes 376 (meatloaf).
