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Hinata and Caitlin are in the UK and you're in South Africa, how do you even know this?
Like kids playing hopscotch, it's time for the Karma Berry Review:

33) So if Shinica was a magical girl, what would her weapon be?
34) So could you tell me about Shane's male friends?
35) If Bloom faked her own death, how would she do it?
36) If Serenity Horton was never born, who would be the main character of Lunar Shadow?

Luna. (Apparently, Alexis told her where to find me...)
33 - er... you realize she's a witch, right? And has a purple staff?
34 - I don't know them.
35 - I dunno.
36 - well, then Aidan Flamberge would win, because I don't think any challengers would come forward by that time...

Ah, so Shinica's Soul Gem shattered a long time ago. Saves me from asking what her witch form would be like. Like a deck of cards, it's time for the Xtreem Taipo Review:

... Xtreem Taipo?

37) How did you give Ataraxis multiple health meters?
38) What were your girlfriends doing on 18th November?
39) Have you, Bloom and Shane ever watched Heathers?
40) Serenity Horton's favourite weapon?
(Xtreem Taipo is a Bloom Beast ruled by Daarckeyng. Typos are the name theme.)

37 - she only has 50 HP. I think I switched to a Quote entity, then to the Curly boss (with the BSL stuff).
38 - ... I think they were busy with dinner?
39 - never heard of it. Not sure about Bloom.
40 - Elysium. (It doesn't appear in LS.)

Bloom Beast? Sounds like a Kartana or Celesteela, TBH.

Like a kid in a candy shop, it's time for the Rocky Horror Review:
41) True Qwertyuip vs Pacen vs Purple Karjam. Who wins?
42) What was Michelle doing on 18th November?
43) Bloom implied that Ellen's condition was stress related. Is that true? (Link: https://i.imgur.com/sN4ldpi.png)
44) What's your favourite movie?

41 - Qwertyuiop gains power by destroying multiverses, but its true form would lose. Pacen ends up a good guy, I hear, so he'll probably lose too.
42 - trying to stay sober.
43 -that's what the doctors said.
44 - I have many. Over 50. All Pokemon movies, for example, but I'll always be a fan!

Like a rush of nostalgia, it's time for the Phoenix Flower Dragon Review:
45) Was Shinicia's description of Irving supposed to be a Crazy Frog reference?
46) Why does Caitlin want nothing to do with you?
47) What do you think of Shane?
48) Have you watched Revolutionary Girl Utena?

45. Wait, that's a thing?
46. Too personal.
47. He's alright. More quiet, though.
48. Never heard of it.

Sorry about Q46, I assume you wanted me to ask. Like a shooting star of hopes and dreams, it's time for the Zodiac Wyvern Review:
49) Will you or your girlfriends be releasing Apocalyptic Shadow?
50) How would you feel if Bloom took over Lunar Shadow Forums (and renamed it Bloomer Shadow)
51) How did Alexis give Luna your number?
52) Favourite Pokémon game?

49 - not sure yet.
50 - upset, but by now, it makes no difference. By now, I've given up hope that things'll be peaceful there...
51 - address, actually; Alexis visited a few times, I believe.
52 - er. All of them, including the fan regions. Out of those I've played, White 2.

Eight questions remain.

How do you know what happened on Lunar Shadow, you yourself said that you couldn't access it. And Alexis somehow went to SA to visit you.
Oh I'm rambling again. Like a cloud with a silver lining, it's time for the Songbird Phantom Review:

53) If Bloom were still here, what would you say to her?
54) Your lovely avatar is gone, what happened to it?
55) What was the cause of Ellen's death?
56) Bloom claimed that she, you and Shane can't use computers because of the Bloompocalypse (i.e magnets to computers). Is that true?
(Link: https://i.imgur.com/Mz0sa4F.png) (Link: https://i.imgur.com/Rddb2sw.png) (Link: https://i.imgur.com/zNixAV4.png)

A lurker who can access LSF informed me.
And Alexis came to visit Ellen before I moved over there.
53 - something?
54 - removed it when I was in despair. Not that I could see it anyway.
55 - cardiac arrest.
56 - ... I still can't see images on this lousy phone. She did take magnets to many PCs, but it wasn't possible for her to go halfway across the world.

Four questions left.

A small favour, Kim: when you can see the images again, I want you to look at every single image I've posted.
Like unwashed laundry, it's time for the Neurotoxic Sockpeople review:
57) What were you doing on November 18th?
58) What does Bloom think of me/AFTRHR/AuroraDash/Shane/You?
59) Is Vresun a comedy or a tragedy?
60) Do you think killing off important characters is a good way to end a story?

57 - ... I don't want to talk about that day, okay?
58 - no clue.
59 - a ruined work, I'd say. (Shane gave up on it, AFAIK.)
60 - it depends, that's what I think.

So comes the questioning to an end. I'm not gonna answer more, though if Stefani makes it feel like Christmas, Twain's still the one. Or something.

Thank you for engaging with me in these reviews. As such, I will allow you to ask me 60 questions as a sign of good will.

...
I'm gonna have to make a list of them, then.

ALSO, a message for LSF:
"Well" threads of any sort are authorized.